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There is a hot dog but only one person may have it. There is also a bottle of yellow mustard. You must fight for the hot dog... fight to your last breath. This is it now. You are gladiator. Here is your skull helmet and purple socks.

Your opponent comes in and it is a big fat one. It eats hot dogs all day. "I will eat the hot dog! You have eaten your fill!" you think to yourself. The fat one laughs at you. "I have eaten all the hot dogs, and now I will eat another one. Technically that means I have not eaten all the hot dogs, but I will. I will. You will see. After I win I will eat another hot dog. You will be dead. Then I will be eating hot dog and enjoying it and I put extra yellow mustard on it and you won't even be able to look at me enjoying my hotdog because you will be dead. Like, totally dead. It's like you won't even be able to see me because you will be dead."

The arena master throws chainsaw at you. Now you must fight... fight to your last breath. If you win you will have a hot dog with yellow mustard like baseball game way. It is old school American hot dog. But if you lose, you will be dismembered, your head will be put on display, and someone will fart in your face. Then they will throw tomatoes at your severed head. And maybe you like tomatoes but you won't even be able to taste them because you will be dead.

Here is your chance. Maybe you reminisce about childhood a bit. What do you do?