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Sorry for repost, I made a new account and deleted old one because ******** blocked me after I attempted to block her over a single little mistake I made.

The pros of me: teaches you how to do yoga and meditation, knows how to use the air fryer, loves to make new friends regardless of age and gender.

The cons of me: forgets my water bottle and towel on most days of the week when heading to the gym, lives way too far from Six Flags and Disneyland, has very little (mostly online) friends.

My hobbies are cars, food, music, shopping, and the general aspects of nature. Animals, plants, and self-discipline are all God's pleasure.

Be careful ladies, the personality of a Capricorn dude is DANGEROUS. Us capguys treat animal abusers and Russian war criminals with physical force and injustice.

I am the brainchild of Elon Musk and LA Fitness. I am an all-around California witness.

Dodgers ftw, Mediterranean dinners are lit

The pros of me: teaches you how to do yoga and meditation, knows how to use the air fryer, loves to make new friends regardless of age and gender.

The cons of me: forgets my water bottle and towel on most days of the week when heading to the gym, lives way too far from Six Flags and Disneyland, has very little (mostly online) friends.

My hobbies are cars, food, music, shopping, and the general aspects of nature. Animals, plants, and self-discipline are all God's pleasure.

Be careful ladies, the personality of a Capricorn dude is DANGEROUS. Us capguys treat animal abusers and Russian war criminals with physical force and injustice.

I am the brainchild of Elon Musk and LA Fitness. I am an all-around California witness.

Dodgers ftw, Mediterranean dinners are lit

I read online that today is Chuck Norris Birthday and it made me wonder who was the greatest Martial Artist of all time. It's practically always been an irrefutable fact that Bruce Lee holds that title. I read that he once fought Chuck Norris.

My favorite Martial Artist has always been Jackie Chan. I love that he has his very own unique style and that he brings humor to all his performances. I loved Jackie's early performances and especially enjoyed The Rush Hour series where he starred alongside Chris Tucker and Shanghai Noon & Shanghai Knights, alongside Owen Wilson.

I always thought Chuck Norris was a phenomenal Martial Artist and I loved him in 'Walker Texas Ranger.' I first saw Jean-Vlaude Van Damme in 'Blood Sport.' I don't know very much about Jet Li, but I do know that he is an accomplished Martial Artist as well.

I'm a mix of A and B. I always read young adult female posts here on GAG in a high-pitched, slow, baby-like female voice. Like what a anthropomorphic chipmunk or mouse would sound like. It's my "default" female voice in my head.

But if the female poster is 35 or older, I always give them a slightly deeper, sultrier female voice.

I read male sentences in a Microsoft Sam voice as my "default" male voice.

And if they're an older male, I hear them with a grizzled Texan accent, for some reason.

What do you internally hear in your head when reading people's posts online?