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My brain is like a large ocean of questions and answers. I've just been answering unanswered questions for about an hour and I've realized that holy sh*t, this site is intense sometimes.

Of course, you've got the million-bazillion (I was never good at math) questions about:

"OMFZ! DOEZ HE LIKE ME OR AM I JUST LIKE SEEING THINGZ"

"AM I A WHORE BECAUSE I HAD SEX SEX WITH HIM TOO FAST"

"DOES MY EX STILL THINK ABOUT ME, OMFGZZZZZZ"

Then, you have your cantankerous, crude, premature ass-wipe that is just trying to stir up controversary.

"Why are ALL girls so jealous of me!?"

"Why are black people disgusting?"

Which includes the asshole comment-or who comments on everyones responses, assisting the first abrupt ass-wipe.

I'm actually just really bored and I have taken the day off for the first time ever, and honestly, I have nothing better to do than to post some bullsh*t, pointless, ill-humored "question".

Why is it that girls are SO interested in what the male race thinks of them? I understand, I'm a woman, I love d*** just as much as the next bitch, but give me a break. Move on, get over your stupid ex, and go on to the next guy, someone maybe that has something in common with you, or wants to spend time with your pms-ing ass.

Have sex with whomever you please. But, don't be silly, wrap that willy! Sex is fun, stress-relieving and STOP THINKING ABOUT IT SO MUCH! It's been happening before the cave men existed, you'll f***in' figure it out!

As for you premature, insulting, juvinelle asses who think it's funny to post to some young girl that she's ugly and she needs to hide her face because "you're a ten and can't stand seeing her." (with no pictures of yourself on your profile picture) We all know what you're up to. If you were really a ten, you wouldn't be wasting your time, get a life, go masturbate or something. Try squirting p*rn, that one gets me off.

As for all of you that are reading this, even though I clearly warned you, and clearly I knew someone out there would deal with my abrupt bullsh*t-- Thanks, I hope you enjoyed my rant. That's all for now.

I hope your day is full of f***ing smiles.

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