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Search Results: funny facebook status updates
Why does he think he's cool and funny for stealing posts?
On his Facebook, he updates his status with jokes, but guess what? He steals the jokes from Twitter and copy and paste them. For example, he says guys will be 45 talking about how they'll get their life together. On...
Anonymous
(18-24) A Good Girl's Guide to Madness!
So, I think all of us have been there! Haunted by a guy or a girl from the past, someone that made a significant change in our lives without even meaning to. Mine started at 16 and I had no idea it would continue till...
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Xper 5 Age: 31 Social Media in Business
Ninety-Four percent of all businesses with a marketing department use social media as part of their marketing strategy (Bosari). Social media is a platform for users to communicate with each other through media, such as;...
ehalefashion
Editor Age: 26 An Open Letter to Women: Thanks for Nothing!
I tried being nice. From the time I wrote a MyTake honoring what I love most about women to when I defended older women from the misogynistic charge that they are worthless. I even wrote a letter to my future...
JRICHARDS1996
Editor Age: 30 15 Types of Askers on GirlsAskGuys
Hear ye Hear ye. This is my observation of some of the many types of Askers on GirlsAskGuys. Keep in mind this is not accurate and just based from my unrefined observation 1) The Question Streak Asker This type of asker...
Anonymous
(30-35) 10 Things I Dislike In A Woman's Personality, And Why.
Since the first MyTake I wrote about things I dislike in a woman's appearance ( here ) was successful, I decided to write a sequel. Now this time I will deal with what I don't like in a woman's personality. Likewise, not...
Anonymous
(30-35) Will girls reply text message in stupid way when they panic?
I text the girl i like regarding some work related issue. Ask her whats is the status does she need any help? I text yesterday evening and she never touch her hp and tdy mrng she replied funny that she left her hp at...
prince85
Xper 5 Age: 41 So I'm embarrassed to say I liked this guy a little too much?
I never physically stalked him, or anything like that. I just thought about him a lot, and Facebook stalked his pictures. I guess that's normal by girl standards. However, I would make status updates hoping he'd read...
Anonymous
(36-45) Girlfriend randomly ignroing me? Why?
I've been dating this girl for about 2 months now. Things have been great an no problems once so ever. Were both 20. Yesterday we had plans to go out to dinner/movie after i got out of work. During my shift I noticed she...
Anonymous
(30-35) A girl says she loves you and can't stop thinking about you, makes the dates but then flakes on you and won't talk for the next few days?
there's this girl that went through a divorce, is currently a go-go dancer, and has been visiting my Facebook page and liking nearly all my pics, videos, and status updates. we talk from time to time online and cell phone...
Anonymous
(36-45) Guy at work: Is he showing interest or just being nice?
I like a guy. We have similar personalities. We seem comfortable with each other & have had long conversations. We've had each other’s numbers for a while but never really used them. A while ago I commented on his...
Anonymous
(30-35) Why do some people think I'm negative towards everyone when I'm not! I'm only ever positive in life.
So I update my Facebook about 3-4 times a week, it's only ever positive and I share good things that are going on in my life, I just started my own business, I have just received my diploma, just got my driving licence...
Anonymous
(36-45) Does it hurt to be a little indirect?
So, on New Years Eve, I met this girl in a friend's group. I liked her very much and I believe that there was a little bit of flirting going on. She seemed nice, but so far the most impressive thing about her are her...
loxagos_snake
Xper 6 Age: 33 Are these guys competing for me, or are they just being very flirty?
There are two guys in one of my college classes. Both are friends with each other, and both have became friends with me. I used to sit in the middle of both of them. I realized that one leaned in all close, our faces were...
Anonymous
(36-45) Do you delete people from social networks to avoid thinking of them?
Or just limit your visibility? Someone you used to date, or got rejected by, an ex-lover, etc? For example, a girl that I used to hang out with a lot that I was attracted to is on my Facebook and xbox live friends list....
kisaragi5TH
Xper 3 Age: 39 Impressing your crush on Facebook?
have you ever tried to impress someone you were attracted to on Facebook by posting funny or witty status updates, posting songs or videos they may like, uploading pictures of yourself with other people to make it look...
kisaragi5TH
Xper 3 Age: 39 What if I have a Facebook but don't put any pictures on it??
I've had a Facebook for nearly 4 years now, and I've never put any personal pictures on it. There are some profile pictures, some cover pictures but overall there are around 3 pictures with my face on it. I don't have...
Anonymous
(36-45) Three Easy Steps to Attract a Girl on Facebook
These days, how to find love using social networking sites is more a norm than a deviation. You could already be a Facebook user, and while at it, exploit its networking powers to your advantage. After all, not doing so...
HowCanIfindLove
Xper 5 Age: 62 Men, and How to Avoid the Dreaded Friend Zone
The reason why guys get “friend zoned” is because they give way too much. There is no challenge in the relationship. Women like men who are masculine---not necessarily Alpha males, but are strong and independent---the...
MadameGrimaldi
Xper 3 Age: 38 Why does everyone delete my comment on Facebook?
Okay, so I have a friend who was in the same study hall session as me. Over the past several months, we used to like and comment on each others' statuses, photos, links, etc. Sometimes we gave negative comments to one...
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