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Why have Church people become so rude?

This sort of contradicts my previous question, but my mom wonders why I hate going to mass. Last time we went for Easter a few years ago, an old bumped me, and didn't even appologize. But when I bumped HIM, he gave me a...
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Did you know that telling a story about how you were beaten because you farted in church as a kid is a winning electoral strategy for republicans?

Yup these maga morons love it when their politicians come clean about farting in church! https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/2049540576391926189?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Nah for reals though the real story is that Thomas...
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How do you feel about women doing rude bodily habits in public?

1- Burp 2- Fart 3- Remove shoes while their feet/socs stinks 4- Eat with their mouth open 5- Pick up nose
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Fart jokes are ______. Finish the sentence?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/CCtiQTQQ7QA
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Why is my crush oversharing embarrassing stories with me?

We've been talking for a couple days now and he's told me that 'i make him remember stories' and he sent me an old picture of himself after he fell off his scooter and hurt himself, yesterday he told me 4 extremely...
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Did the Queen ever belch?

Warning: This is one of Random's rants. Ok, so, like I'm at the store earlier today and I belched 'cuz I'd been drinking Coke and it always makes me belch but I didn't mean to and I covered my mouth and said excuse me and...
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Do you find farts funny, and if this happened to you (in the video), would you pass the vibe check?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/byOIMNSW2jU Meaning, would you laugh it off, or would you feel disgusted and appalled?
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Why do people say I’m forcing out a fart like they can tell whether I’m farting on purpose or forcing out a fart?

People can’t tell what’s going on in my fucking body therefore can’t tell whether a fart was on purpose or forced.
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Are farts funny?

Ok, so, last nite we had beans and hot dogs for supper. And yes, beans affect me in the way they are famously known to do. (You know the poem, Beans, beans , the musical fruit...) So, anyways, yes, I got a case of the...
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Girls, How open are girls about farts?

Okay, it is a funny question i guess, but im genuinely curious, because guys sure are a lot open about this, lmao. Some guys just let it rip around the crew lol. 😅😂
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Isn't it funny how Fox News and Trump can say that Farts smell good and the Magas will believe it?

Most of them can't think for themselves and believe anything they say, so they will believe that.
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If the halftime show was the same material, but sang with English lyrics with an all white cast, would it have gone over like a fart in church?

Like a screen door on a submarine? Like a lead balloon? Like a pork chop in a synagogue? Like a Biden joke on the Jimmy Kimmel show?
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What makes you laugh?

For me, it's when I think of a time in which I was 10 years old and blew a raspberry while playing games in a separate room but my brother could hear the noises. At first, I just kept doing it cause I thought the...
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For me, it's when I think of a time in which I was 10 years old and blew a raspberry while playing games in a separate room but my brother could hear the noises. At first, I just Show More
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