Did you know that telling a story about how you were beaten because you farted in church as a kid is a winning electoral strategy for republicans?

[Still-alive]

Yup these maga morons love it when their politicians come clean about farting in church!

On the campaign trail, Ed Gallrein continues telling stories about farting in church.

This is Trump’s hand-picked candidate attempting to primary Thomas Massie. pic.twitter.com/Lz9Ly7a5fI

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) April 29, 2026

Nah for reals though the real story is that Thomas massey lost because he dared break with the maga morons for agreeing to expose the Epstein files and also voting against Trumps dumbass war in Iran. Aipac and the maga's dumped millions to ending Massie's career just for that!

[goaded]

The best bit? Massie has months still in congress, and zero f*cks to give.

We've taken out two dozen CEOs, and ambassador, a price, a prime minister, a minister of culture - that was just six months. I've

(Bill Cassidy, too. He just voted to stop Trump's illegal war in Iran.)

[goaded]

... Seven months left in Congress.

[goaded]

Time to invest in popcorn shares!

"KRISTEN WELKER:

Congressman, we’re almost out of time, couple more here. I want to ask about the Epstein files. As you’ve noted, the Speech and Debate Clause actually protects you from being prosecuted for whatever you say on the floor of the House. You have named names in the Epstein files in the past. Can we expect you to name more names in the coming weeks and months?

REP. THOMAS MASSIE:

Yes. Todd Blanche is violating the law. There’s still millions of files they haven’t released. We know from talking to the victims’ lawyers that their own 302 forms haven’t been released. We know the files have been over-redacted. I have released at least three names of billionaires who are implicated in this. I don’t think it’s possible to get to convictions with Todd Blanche at the top and with the FBI director Kash Patel at the top, because they’ve effectively both perjured themselves by saying that there’s nobody else in the files."
www.nbcnews.com/.../meet-press-may-24-2026-rcna346705

[Lynx122]

He won because he got 35 million dollars from Israel and americans are retarded.
Those are the main 2 reasons.

[Still-alive]

Yup i mentioned that

[Xawyx-2]

I never knew that... I don't know any republicans in person.