Are farts funny?

Question

Ok, so, last nite we had beans and hot dogs for supper. And yes, beans affect me in the way they are famously known to do. (You know the poem, Beans, beans , the musical fruit...) So, anyways, yes, I got a case of the "fluffs". ('Cuz, you know, girls don't fart)

The first couple times, to my amusement, I actually did manage to successfully blame it on the dog. However, I eventually just broke into hysterical giggles over the absurdity of it all. And after being lectured about how immature, childish, juvenile, babyish, infantile, sophomoric, callow, adolescent, and silly I am , I just couldn't help but ask, Are farts funny?

ohsheeT · Accepted Answer

It depends on who dies it if a girl does, it is hilarious? If one of my friends does it , it's disgusting Two things have happened in my life with those The first one, my boss and I were going out of town to do some work. He was driving and I fell asleep in the passenger seat. All of a sudden , I smelt something that woke me up I woke up and I looked at him and I said , what the f*** I tried to roll down the window , but he had the lock on and he was laughing so hard. I thought we were going to wreck it. Stunk so bad I told him I was gonna break his f****** window. If he did not open the window i was gagging, I was gonna throw up, he couldn't stop laughing. I couldn't get the window open. Finally, I got the door open, going 70 miles per hour down the freeway, but I didn't care. It was disgusting my my eyes wanted. I thought I was going to throw up.  And then the other time I was in a grocery store once and I picked up something that was reading the label, and there was a lady probably about 10 feet away from me and I hear this sound and it was loud and I looked at her, she looked at me and all we could do is both start. Laughing.
 I just said I'm glad you're 10 feet away from me. And she goes, that wasn't me, that was you, and I started laughing, even harder. I got no, you got a fog all around you. Look , I got clean air all around me  Whenever she was looking at , she put it in her basket and was walking my way and I just started walking the same way she was walking , trying to get away from her , I saying , don't bring that over here by me , I'll throw up , she said that was you Oh yeah, one other thing happened to me. I was like sixteen or seventeen , and I was hiking , and this couple picks me up and they have a couple kids in the car And there's a place called Hot Springs steamboat Hot Springs, and it has a soul for a gassy smell when you pass through there and one of the kids said, dad, I told you, we shouldn't pick him up, I think he pooped in his pants and we all started laughing, he says. It's not funny, dad. I feel sick. I was embarrassed for a moment because I didn't know if the parents understood. They were the Hot Springs, but they did. Thank goodness, but the 2 kids didn't. They had their nose plugged their dad. Please pull over, dad.

Randomguy28 · Accepted Answer

Ugh fuvk no wtf why I read this 😭

purplepoppy · Accepted Answer

We have a few well known saying involving farts over here.

Like a fart in a jam jar (useless)

Farting like a sheep dog on a short chain (reaction to being taken by surprise)

Not worth a sheep's fart (worthless)

chapel fart (sneaking out a silent fart like you would do in church)

Personally I like to think of my botty burps as the souls of dead food being set free.

FreyaRed · Accepted Answer

Embarrassing at least. Be aware, maybe Saddam Hussein will open a dimensional portal from hell and he will start to collect gasses which come from lower hole of your digestive system. Otherwise I wouldn't care, you're in most cases the victim of your own farts.
I just avoid eating beans when I expect meeting people I want leave a positive image about my person.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

Beans, beans, a meal and a hoot.
The more you eat, the more you toot!
😂😂😂
Farts are universally intrinsically funny. Babies laugh when they fart long before they’re associating proximal adults’ behavior with their own.
People who brow beat others for passing gas and situations where it is deemed inappropriate are the learned behaviors, and it generally requires people to defy their nature.

HawkPerception · Answer

Yes. Every time I hear someone fart, I try to hold back hysterical laughter. It's just one of those natural responses. I have no idea why. It's natural and everyone does it, but it sounds hilarious. I don't know why the concept of releasing gas from our asses is so funny.

NathanDavis · Answer

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Lliam · Answer

Yeah they are.
That's why they invented whoopee cushions.
Fart gags in movies are hilarious.
I have read some fart jokes that made me laugh so hard I cried.

If an audible one escapes from me or my wife, we yell at the cat and laugh.

abc3643 · Answer

Of course, they are!

Farts are exactly what made Terrance and Phillip immense stars! Watch this documentary excerpt from "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" when they, as boys, were on The Ed Sullivan Show.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/wEBp-GTwopo

7Phoenix7 · Answer

Farts are definitely funny sometimes… but especially when it’s a girl with a case of the “fluffs” 😆 I can’t believe you successfully blamed it on the dog at first lmao

SaoirseS · Answer

I have a husband, a toddler, and a Boxer who seem to compete. I'm over it.

douride2 · Answer

Now it all depends on where you are if farts are funny or not. Like for instance at a quiet moment of prayer in church?

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Absofuckinglutely! Farts are funny until someone shits their pants.

Bricealan · Answer

@randomgirl42 farts are like kids. others are disgusting mine are funny. honestly none are funny really embarrassing

katiesmuff · Answer

An accidental mishap most find funny, however is soon wears off should the mishaps begin to happen on a regular basis.

NoDecision · Answer

You know what they say about farts... "That wasn't a fart, I just blew you a kiss!"

SamIam96 · Answer

On several occasions a friend has farted during sex. When she does, we've always had a good laugh. So I guess they are funny.

Cidknee · Answer

They are and embarrassing as well. To suppress causes stomach aches and sometimes a skidmark or full blown accident occurs. That's the price of being in the physical and dirty realm. I guess it's worth it considering the stuff you get to do here. 🫩

LC75LC71 · Answer

It's not my type of humor by just the action itself. For example the whole girls don't fart thing. My ex would rip wind that put mine to shame. Wasn't funny for me, but made other that I told laugh!

AviatorTom · Answer

They can be. Depends on the circumstance, the volume and odiferousness. 😎

DonaldDarko · Answer

No, toilet humor isn't funny in general, just seems repulsive.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

VERY funny!! Even just talking about them is hilarious.

LiamJHayden · Answer

They can be deemed funny based upon circumstances and how people react, but in and of themselves they just a result of the digestive process.

AngryCarl3 · Answer

Not to me. My parents were very religious, they considered farts the devil's work.

DarKnight36 · Answer

Yes, it would be like dropping a bomb on a room; everyone would run out of that room.

msc545 · Answer

None of this stuff is funny in the least. It's just gross and disgusting.

exitseven · Answer

Yes, ask Alexa to do a bathtub fart.

Nikki1989 · Answer

No, they are disgusting.

Paige90 · Answer

I don't think they are

Massageman · Answer

Only with a Boston Terrier

Dnice1 · Answer

Yes until you get a whiff of it 😂

fish5505_87 · Answer

Farts will always be funny, lol.

Staximus · Answer

Funny until you smell them

Brady · Answer

Sometimes, u should of made this a poll.

msg321 · Answer

Not funny, just disgusting

wkhan_87 · Answer

Until they are odour less

Jmmmfi4 · Answer

Definitely not

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