Did the Queen ever belch?

[RandomGirl42]

Warning: This is one of Random's rants.

Ok, so, like I'm at the store earlier today and I belched 'cuz I'd been drinking Coke and it always makes me belch but I didn't mean to and I covered my mouth and said excuse me and all that polite stuff but this one older woman all dressed up like she thought she was the fucking Queen or something just gave me the most disdainful look and whispered something to her friend like I was the most disgusting, loathsome woman in the world and I should be put in the public stockade for awhile and then sent to parochial school and taught how to be a proper lady or some shit. Ok, it might have triggered me just a little. The bottom line is (and I know it's one of my own trigger issues) it just made me feel judged and ashamed for, omg, dare I even say it, bodily functions.

Well, guess what, Princess. I bleed every month too! Omg! And I go to the bathroom! Omg! And, oh the horror , I happen to be one of the 60 percent of American women with stress/urge incontinence! Omg! I wasted way too much fucking time hiding under a cloak of shame over that one. Like it should be kept some deep, dark secret and never be talked about. Fuck that. I'm talking about it. Bodily functions happen. I'm human. Deal with it. I sneeze! (And spray on my screen sometimes!) I belch! I fart! (Even if I blame it on the dog) And sometimes I even drool on my pillow at night! So, how's that for being a proper fucking lady! You still like me now, Jack?

Fuck the old Dichotomy of Being a Woman.. But anyways, this happy little rant (Yes, I am ranting and bloated and cramping too!) just leads me to the question, Did the Queen ever belch?

Actual simulation of Random being taught proper etiquette for her unwomanly dichotomy

[Twodogs0525]

The social pressure put on women really is unrealistic. Now, if you were thin, they probably would have laughed, maybe even thought it was cute but because you're a portly woman, they automatically assume you're unmannered and sloppy by default. I blame Sydney Sweeney on this latest but very real despicable behavior of body shaming! Before her, there was a trend where plus size models were being used in advertisement but people just couldn't accepting it. I am so sorry you went through this, you do deserve respect and simple decency! You are still human, regardless of your appearance. Maybe you should stay in the hills until you start your new health regimen and drop a few pounds? I hope I helped, you do have a pleasant personality and that's also important.

Peace to you, my friend.

[RandomGirl42]

Ok. That was almost funny. 🤣

[HawkPerception]

I don't know how, but the only girls I've ever heard burp are my exes and my mom. They have an incredible ability to hide it.

The truth is, it's not the most feminine sound... like deep down, no matter how much I convince myself it's natural.

But I'm okay with it. As long as it's not normalized for her. I definitely won't be turned on, but I might laugh or something.

[FreyaRed]

Indignation desire of some older people must be a substitute for other emotions.
In my country where all old ladies are Catholics, I would reply "Who is without guilt tosses the first stone" but you could us some other metaphor old people would comprehend in your country.

[purplepoppy]

There is a story of her breaking wind and a servant taking the blame. But there's no record of her ever belching.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh! That's what I need! A belch blaming servant!

[NathanDavis]

I actually read about this somewhere

the Queen is human, of course... so if it ever happened, the protocol was for everyone to ignore and pretend nothing happened because... as we all know, noble gases should not have any reaction...

[RavVid]

NO she never belched Random. You may have noticed the Royal Palace Guard never scratch an itch on duty nor do they belch either. They get special training to suppress those urges.

Nice to see you back in pj's by the way.

[dougeats]

For SHAME... on her. She's probably just jealous of you for being pretty. Screw her

[RandomGirl42]

Lol! That was exactly "the look"! 🤣

[dougeats]

"How rude!" said in old English accent lol

[Levin]

My manager goes on a lot of cruises and she's always surrounded by Americans. She says Americans have bad table manners. So maybe it's cause you're American?

*ponders*

[Staximus]

You should have told her "shut the fuck up or I'll piss on your shoe"

[RandomGirl42]

🤣🤣🤣

[AviatorTom]

One of Britain's Royal Rules is that no member of Royalty may belch, burp or pass gas in public... but if and when they do, it didn't happen.

[exitseven]

Yes and I bet she is the repository of the royal farts.

[Bricealan]

@RandomGirl42 Yes, and she has let very loud farts!

[whosnumber_1]

You should have put the cherry on top of that burp Sunday with a big farmer blow, snot rocket for her.

[Shrimpenjoyer]

What makes a lady is her attitude not normal human reflexes.

[Tomislav7]

Funny shit ngl well done

[RandomGirl42]

Ty. 😊

[Nikki1989]

I am sure she did and often.

[Xawyx-2]

She probably did :P

[Likes2drive]

If she hasn’t, she will explode

[LC75LC71]

How the mighty have fallen..

[Jeff51]

Don't we all belch at some point.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Yep all of the time then chuckle right after

[Agape93]

Absolutely