Search Results: questions to ask a girl in a bar

Though I admit to finding this section entertaining upon occasion and having asked a couple questions there myself, it is home to some of the most empty-headed people on GaG, and there's no shortage of competition for that. The same questions are often asked repeatedly, by the same or different offenders, within a single twenty-four hour period. Newsflash, simians: there's a search bar at the top of the screen where you can see the response to that same query the past 483,951 times.

I get that some people have legitimate questions about their style or appearance, but it's largely stuff like "Will I die alone because I have small tits?" or "I feel fat, am I fat?" *attached picture of skeletal teen girl with perfect facial features*

What say you, Gaggers? Do you really care what nationality the formless blob in the badly-taken photograph is? Are you really going to vote "average" in the self-conscious dude's poll, even though his face could curdle milk and terrify small children? Comment below.