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You can skip all the paragraphs, at the end there'll be comments on what makes everything suspicious to me. But it might not make sense without the story.

So basically there was a guy that I rejected. And I told him about that because that guy was making me feel bad. Anyways to make a long story short, he made me feel better. Afterwards, my friend came up to poke me, which made me spazz out. He later found out I was ticklish and he started poking me on my sides. Afterwards, he told me that he'd stop. Which I replied, no it's fine I don't mind, and he continued. During that time he was sitting down a chair with his legs super wide open. And in between that chair was another chair, and I was sitting on that chair. And he was poking me And then he asked me if I wanted to get pizza with him, which I agreed.

Anyways, so in the car, he was talking for 3 hrs about himself and his best friend, and how his best friend died and committed suicide. Made me cry and so I gave him a hug which lasted for like a minute. Later we just had a normal conversation about relationships. He said that he would never go for virgins because they're too clingy and he was thinking what kind of girl he would want (sense of humor, blunt, and awkward). 20 minutes later, he asked if I was a virgin which I said yes then we talked about how I have humor, blunt, and awkwardness. And then after that we started trying to have awkward contest (He was trying to do creepy things such as smell hair u know weird stuff). Figured out that both of us couldn't feel awkward around each other. Then we got out of the car because I said I could beat him up cuz I know martial arts. So we sparred outside a little. Which I kept on losing because he has longer arms. After that it got to a just him trying to make me feel awkward outside contest as a goodbye... So he hugged me and poked me, or hug+hump, or hug+poke which made me look like I was going down.