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Where Did All the Real Conservatives Go?
It is funny. Real conservatives are always rational, always reasonable and logical. Think about real conservatives like George Will. He actually stands for something. He actually understands conservative principles....
Is this a monologue?
I need to prepare a monologue for an audition and I want to do one for Rosalind in "As You Like It". However, I don't know if this one is a monologue since she's talking to Orlando: Say “a day” without the “ever.” No,...
#HangAyazNizami: When the Medieval Muslim (Islamist) mind meets modern technology
Who is Ayaz Nizami? Long: https://aaapakistan.org/ayaz-nizami/ Short: A Pakistani atheist blogger. What is this about? In short, Ayaz Nizami is a Pakistani atheist blogger who was arrested a few days ago charged under...
Are they making fun of me? Or am I just paranoid?
"Paranoid Parrot", they would call me. However, I don't believe I am paranoid or a parrot. For now, let us suppose "John Cena" is my name. Yesterday, these people at my school came by me and said while I was talking to my...
What Love is According To ME And Why it is Important
Now the first thing you are going to say is : "she is 16! She's just another child pretending to know what love is." It's alright I accept all opinions <3 This is just MY definition of love. Now let me begin...Love is...
If You Don't Know Who These Guys Are...You Had Bad Parents!
Monty Python was a British surreal comedy group who created the sketch comedy show Monty Python's Flying Circus , which first aired on the BBC on 5 October 1969. (They predate me by ten years .) Think SNL back in the...
Stop Abusing The Word Feminism
Feminism is a favorite word of plenty of GaG users. Many I take it, are trolling, but others seem to think that every debate, every reply anyone makes, or every subject has to do with the word Feminism, especially if it...
The 15 Gods In America: Who Are They?
To my own point of view, it seems like Americans have 15 Gods. They might be a little bit more, but for this MyTake purposes, I choose 15 because is a round number. (in alphabetical order) 1) Conservatism Americans...
Have you Ever Been Given Nicknames for Talking too Much?
When I am talking with my family and friends, they nickname me as the parrot because my mouth goes on when I am talking about something.
I have many pets. Would you date me?
Today a friend and I got to talking today. A boy said he wouldn't date her because she had too many commitments with her work and her animals, them being her life. I found this quite selfish of him to think that because...
Girls: When your talking on the phone with your man and you hear another female's voice?
I just bought the latest blue parrot and it can hear everything inside my semi. Anyway, I was talking to her and my gps said something like "in 2 miles take ramp to blah blah", and my gf was like "who is that? Is that...
How long do you think it will be before humans are no longer the dominant species?
So i've been really interested in some of the crazy studies done on animals recently, proving they're way more than just mindless creatures. For instance elephants have been taught to paint better than some humans,...
What to do if she's ignoring me?
So we were flirting really well and she said "Ok, fine. I want to talk to you, and I enjoy your parrot picture. Now quit this charade , tinker." But then this conversation happened: Me - Not been obsessing over any...
Is he ever going to ask me out?
So there's this guy I like and I'm almost 100% sure he likes me. What I'm wondering though is if he'll ever ask me out. We're both single although I might have lied to some guy in my class that I was in a relationship...
Conflicting schedules, or losing interest?
So I met this guy about 2 weeks ago while I was traveling. We met in the most ridiculously romantic way... in a jacoozi by the beach on a paradise island. We ended up spending like 8 hours in the hot tub talking and...
Would you find it difficult to look at your girlfriend if she had a black eye?
I have a painful infection of the eye lid, that has caused my whole eye to swell. Yesterday it was so bad it was black, blue and purple and was swelled totally shut. It looks just like I got hit in the eye by someone...
I made a fool out of myself!
I woke up feeling sick! Last night I went out on my second date with my crush and it was a total disaster! First, I was over-dressed I thought he was going to take me to a really nice restaurant and he ended up taking me...
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