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This is a quick poll I wanted to ask.
Suppose you are given the choice between two people, which would you rather date? Please be honest.
It is simply really. You just look at them, you have a choice, A or B, and after you choose, you go on a few dates, and after that you get together, have sex, long term relationship, etc, however far it progresses naturally.
So:
For girls:
A) An insanely hot, well off, popular guy who you are physically attracted to, he is your type and all - but he is the polar opposite of what you are looking for a man in terms of personality.
B) A man who perfectly matches the personality you are looking for, but is broke or has a badly paying job, and is unattractive to you completely. Just imagine the ugliest man you can.

For guys:
A) A girl who is insanely attractive, just your type, you go crazy for her - but she is again, the complete opposite of what you were looking for in terms of personality.
B) A girl that is horribly ugly, in the worst ways you can imagine, but she is really interesting, and matches the personality you were looking for in any girl out there.

So, which one of these would you choose?
Also, if you are gay
C = A
D = B

If you had to choose between an absolute gentleman of a guy, someone who gave you everything you wanted in life, money, good sex, romantic dates, emotional support and physical and mental comfort. BUT they had no idea what a meme was.
Or
A guy who was just out of it but made some dank memes, like really funny next level stuff, like wow.
Which one would you choose.

Now, let's say I need some means to defend myself, or I just want to be able to dish out a good beating.

I am interested in the collective opinion of GAG - in your experience, what hand to hand martial art is the most effective?

For the record, I would like to include some conditions/disclaimers, because there are always people who say "depends on the circumstances"
The circumstances are pretty simple:
- No sharp or percussion weapons involved - no baseball bats or knives, folks.
- Small joint manipulation is possible (in real life, there are no rules).
- The fight takes place in an urban scenario, so most likely on asphalt, concrete, or some other kind of hard surface. If you want to include comments about soft terrain, like grass, do so with a disclaimer.
- Running away is not a martial art. I know, but this has to be said.
- Using your steel capped boots to break someone's bones is ALSO not a martial art. Everyones's wearing sneakers/dress shoes and comfortable clothes - leave your skinny jeans at home if you want to fight.
- Of course, using body armor also doesn't count.
- No guns, pepper sprays, tazers, etc. Seriously, do I have to say this? Who am I kidding, of course I do. There's always a smartass.
- Fight goes till concussion, submission/tapping, or death, if that's what it takes. Points don't count, the fight goes until the enemy is incapacitated, and unable or unwilling to fight, basically.
- Always take into consideration your weightclass, and above. Beating up kids is easy - focus on how far out is your chosen martial art effective. If you have to choose between A and B, and B can knock out a guy twice your size, and A can only take out guys 1.5 times your size, then B is probably more effective.

I will include some popular ones, if it's neither, say "Other", and comment your choice below.

I want you to choose between two physically different couples. One where the guy is taller and the girl is chubbier, the other where the guy is both taller and bigger. Which couple would you rather?