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Men: which option do you choose? Sex and relationships with women, but at the cost of any and all food that doesn't taste like total sh*t. Or being able to eat whatever you want, but at the cost of any physical attractiveness and any chances of being in a relationship or getting laid.

If option A, you have to workout at least 90 minutes, seven days a week, and have to live on a strict vegan diet (everything you eat will taste like sh*t, just like all vegan food.) If option B, you have total freedom to live however you want and eat whatever you want, but WILL die alone, will never have a partner, will never get laid (not even trying to pay for it), will never produce children, and will never have any female friends.

Which option is more desirable out of these two? (Even if you don't like either one; if both suck for you, then just don't write anything or answer.)

And no, THERE IS NO F*CKING OPTION C! Choose one or the other. That's it! Any BS responses will get removed.

I mean it doesn't make sense. Who are the companies laying people off? Are these mostly in California? So, they can't find employees and laying off 350,000? I thought it was people that got a job to get finding a job bonus , then they quit to file again, but you must be laid off to file. Maybe these people actually filed a year ago and only now were accepted. Anyone want to explain it? Something is a foul here.