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Seeing as I live in Florida, literally called "The Sunshine State", I often see some people wearing some really really short shorts. Both female and male. I personally only wear pants, though, and I take note of it when people's shorts are really short... like all the way up to their thighs. No one around here really wears booty shorts, though... only actual literal "prostitutes." Ordinary casual women wear thigh length shorts.

I take these notes both mentally and verbally. If they're someone I don't know or am not friends with I won't say anything. But if they're a friend, I'll say something like, "Dang dude, those are some really short shorts! Be careful or yo dick may come out of those shorts!" It's just a little thing to break their balls. Or if I'm talking about someone else, I'll just say something like, "Dang! That dude over there has some really short shorts!"

If they're female I'll do more or less the same thing since I treat both male and female friends similar, but since they have no dick I say, "Dam girl! Those are some really short shorts! You might wanna cover up your thighs or the modesty police is gonna get you!"

Or something I say to both genders, "Where are your pants? As far as I can see, that's just underwear. Last time I checked pants do go up to your thighs. I'm gonna have to arrest you for indecent exposure."

Call me stupid if you will, but I've never exactly been smart, lol. It's just who I am.