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I had a friend that had a daughter (under 16 months old) and she had the hardest time getting the child to sleep. Tried warm milk, story time, singing, holding, laying in the crib and letting her scream herself to sleep to swaddling her and nothing seemed to work. So much so that when I told her I thought I could get her to sleep she didn't hesitate to say "if you can generously then by all means do so". Which I had her asleep in under 45 seconds where her mother had previously tried on different days for hours.

Since I'm a nice guy, I'm going to tell you all how I did it, so that if you are having such a problem now you can try it to see if it works for you too.
Step 1 pick up baby

Step 2 turn babys head facing their shoulder

Step 3 place the babys head on your chest (middle of chest, as in over heart area)

Step 4 cover other ear (so the only sound they hear clearly is the heart beat

Step 5 breath very slowly, very calmly

Step 6 relax as much as possible since that will cause your heart to slow down

Step 7 grin happily as crying baby falls asleep easily

Step 8 slowly and steadily lower the baby into their crib and cover them up.

Dow was down 1200 points , then black shoe protection team started buying using gov't funds and it finished up.

Japan stocks got slammed , was down over 600 points.

Bit coin is down 50%

Conservative economists are saying Dow is in trouble and expect a 50% drop. I know some of them never talk this way. They always are positive. First time I have heard them so worried. Some say it will be worse than in 2008 .

Some are blaming Russia invasion of Ukraine. I think it is all the people selling their shares of their own companies and the experts saying we are going to have a crash.

My sales have slowed. I won't do as well as last January.

We have a President that doesn't know what he is doing. Wars. China shutting down their production. I think American confidence is at all time lows. We still have Covid.

All we need is an Asteroid the size of a football field or China buy Mexico.