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I'm not referring to someone trying to get in a relationship and failing constantly. I'm referring to staying single on purpose out of a desire/feeling to - is it something that should be discouraged? Does it depend on the reasoning for wanting to stay single? If so, how?

I ask because...
- When someone asks a question about feeling like they're missing out on relationships/sex, people often console them with saying they 'aren't missing out on much' or something along the lines of that. If a younger person says they aren't interested, however, a common response is 'just wait, it'll happen'
- I think most people tend to look for long term relationships to settle in before a certain age.
- There is arguably societal pressure to have a relationship (and/or sexual experience) by a certain age, else being deemed a "loser" or equivalent. Hence, "forever alone" memes, "30 year old virgin," crazy cat lady jokes, etc.

For reference, while I'm single now, I have been in various relationships before. This is just a stray 'shower thought' I'm curious on. This isn't meant to be a personal-advice question.

I used to make these all the time in Reddit's /r/6perks, but they always whine and b*tch over on Reddit, so... I'm bringing them here! Which one of these would you want as a Winggirl?

1. Marla Rivas is a quintessential city girl in a leather miniskirt with a Mid-Atlantic accent who works as a bartender while pursuing a law degree. She's street smart and savvy to how people work but behind that cool as ice exterior, she's really insecure and it's all a facade.

2. Kessandra/Kesi for short, is the socialite who knows the upper class lifestyle and is your golden ticket into how the elite and super-rich party. She'll connect you with the big wigs. However, she's a bit past her prime and getting a little too old for this sh*t, but can't admit it.

3. Kyung/"K" is the laid-back feminine tomboy who looks pretty, but acts like one of the guys and has some of the filthiest sex jokes you've ever heard. But, she comes from a really racist family who want nothing to do with you and will only hang out with you in secret.

4. Holly, the sweetheart Christian girl-next-door who doesn't like partying, but has a semi-famous rapper brother who's cool and often likes to invite her out to various events and parties. He's generally nice to anyone his sister likes, but you'll never really be in the inner circle of her brother's crowd. Just a "guest."

5. Miami Millie is a whole lot to deal with, and lives the hard rock and roll lifestyle when not doing exotic dancing as a job. She's friends with some of the hottest sex industry workers in town and can hook you up for free, but she's also on the verge of catastrophe with the hard partying she does.

6. Kharisma/Khari is an Indian immigrant pharma grad student and D&D nerd and likes to play board games and card games with friends. She loves superheroes and has a decent size community of nerdy online female friends who live close by. While cute enough for your tastes, Khari is not at all attracted to you as a lesbian.