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This question isn't meant to be sexist or offensive. It's just for fun. Remember in Return of the Jedi when Princess Leia was taken prisoner and forced by Jabba the Hutt to wear a gold bikini? She was chained to his throne by a gold collar she wore around her neck while she wore this bikini and was kept as his prisoner.
No one would ever choose something like this, but what if you could choose between wearing a gold bikini and being put on a "leash" chain like Leia?

or

would you rather be locked in a birdcage and sit on a swinging perch like some bird with a yellow bikini on, (yellow being the color of a canary), with feathers on your bikini?

Again, no one would choose these, but of the 2, what would you choose?