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Let's say you have a 16 year old brother who's typically a friendly person and can be a little annoying at times. You guys have two separate beds. Sometimes he moves in his sleep, and says strange things like I like apples or oh apple please marry me. At least three times a week farts loudly when he gets up in the morning and doesn't notice it. He has a hard on everytime has wakes up he doesn't do anything about them, sometimes he just walks around with it hard for at least an hour. One time He tried to hug you even though he had a hard on in his pants. Sometimes when you fall asleep he kisses you good night and says sweet dreams. He keeps his side of the room a mess and stole 10 dollars from you but paid you back. You used to have a small towel you'd often use to wash yourself that you're brother took from you, he threw it away and refused to tell you why. He did this with three different towels of yours. Turns out it's because he wiped his butt with them and he got poop strains on them. ( he told you but he was really ashamed and embarrassed about it) But he only got you one new one that wasn't as good as your other three he ruined. He uses your perfume or cologne. He bought a pet rat into the room for a project at school. He lost the rat and trashed the room looking for it.

At some point you heard him moaning and pleasing himself in the bathroom. He said sorry and never did it again. Would you be able to deal with this guy being your roommate if he was your brother?