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They feel entitled to ask a dozen questions, in the old days you just paid for your stuff and left. This is what it took to make my purchase today:

I put my 7 shirts on the counter and pulled the cash out of my pocket ready to pay.
The cashier asked me if I found everything I was looking for?
Yes.
She then said that she's obligated to ask if I would like a credit card for that store?
No, not interested.
Are you sure sir, it will only take a few minutes to sign up?
No thank you.
Have you shopped with us before, can I have your name to enter into our system?
No.
Would you like to give us your email address?
No.
Do you collect Canadian Tire points Sir?
No.
Would you like to donate to the Jumpstart program for kids to play sports?

No, there's bigger problems in the world than sports and I can't afford to buy my own kid hockey equipment, why the hell would I pay for someone else's?

Sir did you know that every second shirt is half off, would you like to go and get one more shirt because it would be half price?
No.
Oops, I forgot to take the beeper things out of your shirts, this will just take a minute.

Okay, you're wrinkling them all up, but whatever.

Sir would you like a bag?

No, I'm gonna throw 7 shirts over my shoulder and carry them to the car, yes I need a bag please.
Would you like the receipt in the bag Sir?
No, shove it up my ass!! Yes, just throw it in the bag so I can get the fuck out of here.
Wow, 7 shirts, that's one for every day of the week, I hope you enjoy your shirts.
Yeah okay, bye.
That was like 15 minutes to get out of there.

I know women can easily change their minds on things depending on their emotions.

However once a woman sees an interested guy as nothing more then “a friend” it’s almost always final. Dead set. Game over. Do not pass GO and collect $200.

It’s just one thing woman are resolute once they have come to that mental decision.