Questions: Food & Beverage

I get it, yakisoba pan, it's a thing. But this thing, in particular, is a shelf stable mockery.

Like, is anyone so hard up for yakisoba pan that they'd willingly eat this? When literally every convenience store has a hot water station for cup noodles?

Tonight I'm having pwdin Eva a classic British pudding. It's basically an apple crumble but with a cake topping and traditionally served with custard.

When it comes to puddings I like to pour on one corner and let it pool around. But where do you prefer yours.

I believe very few men have ever bought a cucumber. No guy has ever walked past a cucumber display and thought "I'd love one of those" he buys them because their on his partners shopping list. He'll get two slices in a salad a week later.

Now chickens a different matter, both sexes buy them but I reckon guys buy the bulk of them, particularly single guys because chicken is cheap and easy.

Pizza crunch is pizza coated in batter and deep fried. They are often served with a portion of chips. Do you think this lifts pizza to a whole new gastronomic plane or does it ruin a good pizza?