myTakes

I am a boring person. I am not interesting to meet, to talk to, to date or to play with. This was not always me but it is the me I chose to be and there is a reason why I made this choice in my life and perhaps sharing it...

Problems. We talk about how severe they are, how terrifying, how overpowering the despair and then we write hundreds of thousands of self-help books on how to fix things but we never really talk about the link between...

I love snakes. They look cool and they act cool. They're so quiet and beautiful. This is a profile for the snake descriptions, not how to take care of them or breed them. 1. Burmese Python This species has a variety of...

We are not alone, some people say "there are aliens" , the others say "there are demons" , and the third group say "there are both" . As for me, I am a third group member because I have seen things that can not be...

I used to be a very good boyfriend. If I was dating you, it was because you were someone who affected me on a daily basis like no one else. I didn't have too many relationships. I am a great listener, I offer great...

EATING NON-VEGETARIAN FOOD Killing an animal is a ruthless act. Why then do Muslims consume non-vegetarian food? ‘Vegetarianism’ is now a movement the world over. Many even associate it with animal rights. Indeed, a...

Alphas and betas do exist.. with men and women. Introversion is a word to describe a socially reserved individual.. just as extroversion is used to describe someone as an outgoing, overt individual. Alpha/Beta is just a...

-----*Please read the freaking disclaimer at the end of the take before I offend your sensibilities and you start a spam war against me in the comment section. This take is a satirical response to another one, so don't...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/1xmAC9Qu908 https://www.youtube.com/embed/SwXLvn2sd6I https://www.youtube.com/embed/bC2K_OgQ5Gs Seriously, is this shit even legal?! I know Disney has been caught out with their sexual...

**Why Fitness Shaming Is Pathetic** There has been an overabundance of questions and mytakes on this on this website pertaining to this topic. It's getting to a point where I almost catch myself laughing at some of these...

My buddy suggested I document my journey back from cancer. https://www.youtube.com/embed/3iJPHw3PyMw

Hi. We never met. But I couldn't help but notice you. Perhaps it was your pretty face, maybe the strange, but cool looking piece you're wearing. Maybe I just thought your butt looked nice. Whatever the reason I want to...

This was a fun and different kind of Take for me to write. In all my interactions and relationships with women through the years, I’ve noticed some very interesting things about them, both good and bad. The things I list...

1. Introduction As I've grown up, I've noticed more and more ladies complain about the state of men these days. No matter the ethnicity, many ladies say that there are a shortage of quality guys out there. Some of these...

IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE PUT OFF FROM GOING ON A CRUISE THEN STOP READING NOW! You may think cruise liners provide a nature experience, but at the same time they destroy the very nature they are showing you. Look at this...

I'm aware that some people will say You're just lazy and you don't want to look good. But being jacked doesn't equalize looking good, and it will never happen. It only happens among the mindsets of the big ones....

Our parents are the only people who have known us nine months longer than anyone else has. Only they love us for who we are. We know that mom and dad will always forgive us, but we mustn’t hurt them. If you...

I used a performance - enhancing drug and won. (Sort of) In 1996 French cyclist Jérôme Chiotti stormed to victory in the world mountain-bike championships in Cairns Australia. He dominated the race from start to finish....

Hello again, everyone, and welcome back to episode 4 of How Screwed Are They, Really?, where we take some of your favorite beloved heroes from childhood, and show just how hard it would be for them to stay out of the...

This is Christopher McCandles : He was born in the USA in 1968 by rich parents and from an early age he was showing his anti-conformist tendencies. Although he was raised in a rich house with many riches and studied...