Search Results: getting in your pants

1: Your at a stadium watching a sports event, you think no one is looking so you decide to pick your nose, when all of a sudden you hear everyone laughing, you look up to see what's so funny, to your shocking surprise, you see an instant replay of yourself picking your nose.

2: Your out for your nightly walk when your stomach starts to rumble and make noises, fearing you may not make it home in time to go to the bathroom, thinking the coast is clear, you hurry to the nearest bushes. Thinking everything is going to plan, you continue on with your business, when out of nowhere porch lights appear behind you, you quickly look behind you to see whats going on only to see the editor of your local news paper staring right at you. Embarrassed of the situation, you quickly head for home. Think the situation is over, you decide to get some sleep. The next morning you sit down to breakfast trying to forget last night, only to be mortified when you go to reach for the mornings paper and you see a picture of your self crouching behind bushes on the front page.

3: Your getting ready to make a major speech in front of an auditorium full of people, when nervously reach for your folder, only for your folder to tumble and fly up in the air with papers flying everywhere. Nervously you reach down to pick up your papers when you hear fabric rip, you pay little attention to the sound as you continue to pick up your papers, as you stand up to the podium with papers in hand, out of nowhere your pants fall to your ankles, embarrassed, your grab your pants and start running while every one is laughing as you leave the stage.