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1. Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong
2. All Warranties will expire upon payment of invoice
3. Friends come and Go, but enemies accumulate
4. If you try and please everybody no one will like it
5. You will always find something in the last place you look
6. The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet
7. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought
8. If you fool around with a thing for very long, you will screw it up
9. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first
10. Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center
11. The repairman would have never seen a model quite like yours before
12. When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly
13. Everybody has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
14. You will remember that you forgot to take out the garbage when the garbage truck is 2 doors away
15. There's never a time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over
16. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
17. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
18. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
19. If everybody seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on
20. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
21. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference

I think it is just a fancy way of asking if you believe in luck.

My dad always says..."The harder you work, the luckier you will be" ... lol