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Yesterday I was scratching myself.
My girlfriend asked what I was doing..
So i said it. I said I’m scratching my balls.

Then I rubbed my nose (unconsciously)
& She said
“you’re gonna touch your nose after you scratched your balls?”

Then I said
“Shut up, you suck them”

First off that’s a lie.
I don’t think she ever has, I was just kidding.

She hit me, I didn’t think it bothered her that much, until she got super quiet.
When she’s super quiet, I know I messed up.

She’s sorta ignoring me, said I embarrassed her..
I didn’t say it out loud, I Said it in a 1 on 1 conversation level, but people probably heard, they were close..

There’s a page on Facebook that shares the mugshots of people that get arrested for DWI.
The thing is she is a new girlfriend and my family was happy for me. They are barely getting to know her. On her page it comes out that she was charged with DWI, driving with no auto insurance, expired registration sticker and I don’t know what else but it was all there on the Facebook mugshot share page. I hope my family doesn’t see it but I think I should tell them as opposed to them finding out on their own.