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My girlfriend Jocelyn does favours for me even though I tell her not to. The reason I tell her not to is because I feel she does these things for the wrong reason. For example, Jocelyn cooks for even after I’ve told her multiple times not to. She says she does it because she wants me to keep my muscular physic. And that If I stopped working out and got fat she’d leave me.

Jocelyn also a bunch of male friends and it makes me uncomfortable. I know these guys wanna sex with her, she even admitted it. I told her numerous times how I feel. She told me that she’s every guy’s fantasy and I’m just insecure. After having numerous fights over the male friends Jocelyn finally said to me “I’ll stop hanging out with guys, since you’re so jealous”.

For the last 3 weeks things were good. She was telling to come over almost every day, constantly telling me she’s happy, how I’m the one etc. Then 2 days ago everything fell apart. She asked me to walk across the street and buy her food and I accidentally bought her the wrong thing.

She was very angry, and I apologized and told her I’m going back to get the right order. She told me she was too mad to eat and not to bother. Then she started complaining she’s been unhappy with the relationship and starts saying telling me I’m lazy and don’t care about her. I asked her why she’d say such a thing.

Jocelyn starts complaining that I don’t know what she wants, and when she wants it. That I don’t pay attention to her needs. And that she shouldn’t have to ask me to do things for her, I should just know. With that being said haven’t spoken to her in 2 days.

Men: which option do you choose? Sex and relationships with women, but at the cost of any and all food that doesn't taste like total sh*t. Or being able to eat whatever you want, but at the cost of any physical attractiveness and any chances of being in a relationship or getting laid.

If option A, you have to workout at least 90 minutes, seven days a week, and have to live on a strict vegan diet (everything you eat will taste like sh*t, just like all vegan food.) If option B, you have total freedom to live however you want and eat whatever you want, but WILL die alone, will never have a partner, will never get laid (not even trying to pay for it), will never produce children, and will never have any female friends.

Which option is more desirable out of these two? (Even if you don't like either one; if both suck for you, then just don't write anything or answer.)

And no, THERE IS NO F*CKING OPTION C! Choose one or the other. That's it! Any BS responses will get removed.