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After all, according to Christianity, Jesus is 'The Son of God'- and not just spiritually, philosophically or 'in a manner of speaking' either- the whole faith revolves around the notion that God directly, personally, and physically, impregnated the Virgin Mary with the baby Jesus, knocking her up with his child. And the fact of the matter is that, when he's supposed to have done so, and engaged in his little baby-making session with the Virgin Mary- shortly after her betrothal to Joseph, but before the consummation of their marriage, in accordance with ancient Jewish custom- Mary could have been as young as 12, and would have definitely been no older than 14. As such, since their God supposedly had sex with (raped in her sleep really, since her consent was never asked for, and she was only informed second-hand by an angel the next morning, telling her to "Rejoice, for last night you were impregnated by God's seed, and will soon bear his son!"), and impregnated, a 12-14yo girl- well then, wouldn't that canonically make the God of Christianity a pedophilic child-rapist, since he explicitly raped the 12-14yo Mary in her sleep to conceive Jesus Christ? Wouldn't that make Jesus the product of pedophilic rape?