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Although neither of my parents were tall (mother 5'6", father 6'1"), I ended up so damn short due to Precious Puberty, and probably other things, like malnutrition, a lack of sleep growing up, not getting enough cardio during puberty, etc.

The unofficial formula for height growth is to take the middle of your parents height and add two inches if you're male and subtract two inches if you're female. Meaning a 6'2" father and a 5'6" mother with two kids growing up under healthy circumstances, should end up with a 6'0" son and 5'8" daughter, respectively. Ideally, you would want a tall mother and a tall father, with not that much range between the two, if you were to end up tall. Those who don't end up tall with a tall father, usually have their short mothers to blame.

Of course, parents only determine your potential height range, and those with taller parents have a larger potential height range they could end up in. Environment determines what your final height will be, and whether you will meet the expected height (average of your parents, +2" or -2" inches for gender), surpass it, or fall well below it. Nine to ten hours of sleep nightly, a diet healthy with plenty of vegetables and protein, and daily cardio, is what maximizes one's height potential. This is why student athletes end up so tall. Not because of the sports itself, but because of their lifestyle surrounding it, especially cardio-heavy sports like basketball and volleyball (much less so with football or wrestling, which relies more on muscle).

I'm an inch below what the height formula predicts, but six inches below what my height should've been (two tall grandfathers; both were 6'5" and I still ended up a shrimp).

Did you end up shorter or taller than your parents?

No girls mean we can have all the manhood to ourselves! We can do any manly stuff, like football, basketball, baseball, golf, boxing, wrestling, race car driving, riding a motorcycle, go fishing, go bowling, playing tennis, playing on the pool table, riding the wild bulls, horse rodeo, go camping to be true survivors, eating steak, hamburgers, hot dogs, corn dogs, fried chicken, spare barbeque ribs, fried fish, jalepeño cheese nachos, chips and dip, hot buffalo wings, drink ice cold beer, roll around in the mud like pigs burping, chopping down trees, fart, and cooking on the grill. We can be kings of the world!😁👍🏾

Do you consider Yoga to just be for women (and gay guys)?

I returned to a lame normie gym after leaving jiu jitsu (wrestling with sweaty men and having to clean a gi every single night just wasn't for me). I started doing yoga at my gym just for sh*ts and giggles. No classes, just by myself on the mat. I do it after like 20-30 minutes on the treadmill going 4.5 or 5 MPH.

It's literally one of the only times I haven't loathed exercise! It's easy, lets m relaxed instead of feeling dead afterwards, makes me feel more flexible, and makes me feel a little stronger doing stuff like planks and Downward Dog (which similar to planks, but easier). I am unsure about doing it for too much longer though, cause it's always been consider a "girl" thing. So who knows.

All the nonsense about men competing against women... I'm over it. No more males in womens sports, period! There seems a better solution. LGBTQ+ specific sports!

For example, would you watch LGBTQ+ "Smear the queer" sport? Imagine that on the NBC Peacock! Would be like football or rugby, and noone can be offended being called Queer, it's in the title of the acronym and it's for fun, emplyoment. Big $ for such community once get sponsors on board. You'll get some Republicans to watch LGBTQ+ people wipe each other on a grass field, and MSNBC would love it!

Anyone who wants to play can play, but they have to self identify as one of the acronyms... at least for the duration of the season. It's an honest system. You cannot be a straight male or female... blech!

"Cheer leaders", players, "fun creative outfits", teasing... love affairs and drama on and off field ala WWE wrestling. Everything would be possible! Somebody better run with this idea before I patent it... I reserve all rights.

Warning: parts of this post are supposed to be funny, but also creative and true. go figure...