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Note: This is research for "Camelorum Adventures," a series of art panels on DeviantArt with numerous artists involved, that wants to become a TV show in the future.
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In this hypothetical scenario, you are a resident of the fictional city of adventure known as "Dromedary Heights" in Delaware (think Danville from Phineas and Ferb, as the two towns have a similar feel.)

Due to the interference in everyone's lives of the dastardly alien Xiboruty, weirdness galore has upset the town.

And suddenly, it's rubbed off on you in the worst possible way! Because of your out-of-this-world-unbelievable bad luck, you're now in court, and things don't look good.

1. What are you charged with? The stranger, but still fitting your personality, the better!

2. Where would you rather get sent if found "guilty"?

- Alpacalorum Mental Health: Where they mostly just sedate you and forget you.

- Camelorum, where the inmates are very friendly, but are extremely weird. And where you might get turned into a lab experiment, or be forced to endure paranormal encounters, or get turned into something unnatural.

Odds are, your best friend will be a talking bear from another dimension, who sounds like Alf. And if you don't watch your back, you'll get a rubber duck toy glued to your scalp, or grow compound eyes like a fly.

SCP Jr., or Arkham Lite. Take your pick!

- Llamalorum, a regular facility filled with lowlifes and bad guys. Who do ordinary bad guy stuff, and rarely does anything unusual ever happen, ever.

- Mrs. Gholash's attic, though many go up there to investigate the "little girl" screams, and never come back.

Use your imaginations! :-)