Greetings G@G. It's been a long time since I last visited this site and now I'd like to share a piece of fun from my side :)
Many are dealing with situations, that involve relationships, boyfriends/girlfriends, love and that kind of stuff. It is mostly seen as a bad thing if someone stays single (it's a myth). In such regards without further due let's get to the points why I would be a horrendous boyfriend anyway.
Why don't you have a girlfriend yet? What's the problem?
(Short answer) I am overqualified.
1. I'm a hobby scientist
Don't mind him. He is just a loser/nerd.
Alright, that's actually not a reason why I would be a bad boyfriend if I am getting smarter BUT that really comes off as a nerd/geek guy. No biggie.
I study various things: Computer Science, Herbs, Health, Substances and it's influence on the human body and I observe very much the world, take notes in my head and form opinions.
In fact thanks to science I managed to quit coffee very easily and am getting much better sleep :)
2. I'm poor
You should eat more!!!
In fact at the given moment I can't even afford to eat properly because I'm a poor student (although I consider getting a job soon). I used to work for a company until they decided to shorten the employees because of financial reasons.
So there we have it. A big deal breaker #1
3. I'm no fan of sports and not ripped either
Not entirely true. I do like playing volleyball or swimming but that's all there is. I don't like going through the troubles and pain to get a ripped body. I am busy enough as I am (studies and life). I'm solely not the kind of guy, who likes to work out or hurt himself.
Safety and considerations comes first!
Besides, who doesn't like to just do nothing and enjoy life? Workaholics?
Drum roll please. Now here come's the really hard and brutal parts that will devastate any relationship (besides being poor) ...
4. I'm watching sexy porn
(I have forgotten the source for this image sadly)
Ah yes! The stuff that more men than women do. Internet porn.
Before we dive in detail there's a reason or two why men watch porn but I'm not going to explain it here.
What matters here is why it would make me a bad boyfriend anyway >:)
OK, just my opinion: I find it wrong to laugh at porn.
I'm watching porn because I have no other way to please my sexual desires, which comes as part of the human nature. I'm also a virgin who never had a girlfriend or even had a first kiss yet an I am 21 years old ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So go me and fulfill what is needed to maintain a happy mood.
Our men's sex drive is just crazily sky rocketed and it's just the way it is. No need to deny that, WE NEED TO EMPTY OUR CONTAINERS ON A REGULAR SCHEDULE!!! Yes, it does drive us mad/crazy and it's torturing if we do not do so. *
* (Does not apply to ALL men!)
Ready for more? Get a hold of yourself:
5. I'm a PC Gamer
(Hint: That's not my desktop but it doesn't look far away from it)
Oh my god, you're playing video games? Get a life loser nerd!
Ah yes... So embracing! The very famous dealbreaker #2. A hobby some boys/men really enjoy.
PC Gaming has been my passion since I was a 5 year old boy. I really loved and enjoyed to play the good old games on my PC, loved it when I won, disliked it when I lost. (git gud lil' nub :P)
My hobby hasn't changed ever since but it seems, that girls generally tend to dislike it when their boyfriends/husbands are sitting on front of a computer and trying to get off stress levels especially if it takes hours and hours.
My favorite title: Call of Duty. The thief, who steals boyfriends.
Mountain Dew, Doritos, 360dankskopes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I can count how many hours I spent playing various titles and that includes 1000+ hours of Warcraft 3 TFT, 1000+ hours of Unreal Tournament 2004, 1000+ hours of Killing Floor, 600 hours of Call of Duty Black Ops 2, 300 hours of Garrys Mod. I could go on like this. Aside from that I messed around with Source Development Kits and Editors, modded things and altered stuff too. In fact I'm a former Unreal Tournament 2004 map designer (not as a job) when I was still 12 - 16 years old.
I'm very good at gaming and I have developed good skills, strategy, logic, thinking and I even mastered my English thanks to online multiplayer gaming. It's something, that keeps us entertained and somehow doesn't seem to get old because of real opponents/buddies connecting the entire gamer world.
I'm gaming because it's fun and it's possible challenges, that brings with it keeps me entertained. It doesn't matter to me if I win or lose anymore. I'm doing it... BECAUSE ITS FUN!
This way I also raised my IT skills and knowledge and I surround myself with like-minded people and professionals and know quite some things. The community in this field is a great place to learn and make the right decisions.
6. I'm a "brony"
Why the f*ck do you watch this sh*tty show?! (Never watched it for himself/herself)
For those, who do not know - A brony is a teenager or adult male, who watches and enjoys the TV Show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
I watched all seasons so far and all movies. Right now that would be Season 1 - 5 (the sixth is just beginning) and I also watched My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks and My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Friendship Games.
I really enjoyed the show and I like it so much.
For fellow fans of MLP, my favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle. Anyone want some hugs :> ?
7. I have a female body pillow
I'm not sure how exactly this can be bad but it will question securities (Am I not good/pretty enough?).
It may turn into a conflict because I like hugging my mildly softy pretty body pillow.
I cuddle and hug it every night when I go to sleep :3 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and when I wake up in the morning, the day starts off better but I feel a bit missing on it when I have to leave it because of university.
8. I don't like very much crowded places or being in a very big crowd in the public.
He/She is shy.
I'm fine with 100 people in one place but if it becomes more than that, it will become uncomfortable for me. I also do not like overly much attention where risks of public embarassments are available. Sure, fooling around can be fun but if it's in a humiliating way, it will sting for longer than it should.
Think that was hard or too soft? Now here comes the final nail in the coffin!
PREPARE YOURSELVES AGAIN
9. I don't want to get married ever.
My decision is firm and it was that way since I was thinking when I was 12 years old. The idea of being bound to somebody until death parts us is ... creepy and torturing. A living nightmare.
Or to be the only dependent provider. That enslaves me and I don't like the idea of it.
The time when "no" will be the ultimate, unforeseen and surprisingly, heartbreaking answer would be the question if I'm going to marry her.
I see no point how a piece of officially signed documented paper, that approves any relationship will do any better for the relationship itself. I can just as much create a new Microsoft Word document file, design it nicely and it states officially, that we are in fact in love and a place, where both parties can place their signature.
Marriage is a forfeit for me and I'm going to lose everything I oh so hardly fought and struggled for.
Last stop is:
10. I don't want kids either.
I have lived my childhood - let's just say not so well. I don't like the idea of raising kids that would involve me. I will stay child free. Besides I'm thinking the earth is already overpopulated and real humans are suffering because of shortage of education, jobs, healthcare, home and basic physiological needs.
I don't want any more humans to suffer these issues so I'm not going to bring any more into this place. I have a philosophy, that we humans are the products and we are being exploited by our basic human needs (food, taxes, hygiene, entertainment, home, warmth etc...). do you know how? Money.
No children, no wife - No problems in life
Final disclaimer: I know, that not all girls/women are like those, who have been hurt because of any criteria above.
So. By not having a girlfriend means to be unable to hurt someone in these ways. Likewise I am not going to get hurt too if something happens, that she doesn't like. In the end of the story, nobody got hurt after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Final note: I embrace being a lone wolf.