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Me: nerdy, skinny guy, 20yo, med school, funny enough you'll like me but not interesting enough you'll miss me much. Mostly an average joe beyond that.
Her: smoking hot 23yo, med school, pretty outgoing, finds me funny, loves when I tease her, usually is over-the-top happy to see me in particular.

We met each other because of a common friend back in April. She always laughed at my jokes and she looked to me with that kind of positive expectation, a sort of wonder in her eyes.

We kept going with our lives. But everytime we meet she shows pretty much the same interest as the day we met and overall she's a really good person.

But there are underlying problems:

1-She used to date one of my pals roughly a year and a half ago. They went out for like, 4 dates or so, but they didn't commit, and Im not clear why. He's much more interesting than me in almost every way, and while they'd barely have to see each other and he's a pretty trustworthy "bros-before-hoes" guy, I worry that she might hit it off with him again.

2-I dont have a car. College is expensive as fuck. I can't afford it right now. I worry that she might lose interest altogether since A) society still expects men to drive their dates and B) I won't be able to spend as much money as I'd like with her. My friend she used to date doesn't have any of those problems, never did.

3-Maturity. Women at this age usually have a mentality that most men only reach years after them. I feel like if I make a move she might react badly because she might think of me as a "kid" of sorts.

4-More people than I wanted to already know Im into her (always mind who's on the hallway behind you), and they might ruin it.

It's pretty clear why it might not work, or where I might fuck it up along the way. This is seriously a girl I wanna hit it off with, and while I won't feel bad if things dont go as well as I want them to, I will feel bad if I end up not even making out with her, which to me is total failure.

What do you think?

"I have found that younger girls are open to discussing anything and actually having new/fun experiences. Not to mention that most activities actually ARE new/fun for them and they aren't biased old hags who have constructed a series of specific expectations and likes/dislikes that they expect everyone to conform to.

I have dated up 3 years older and down a full decade younger (most recent ex was 18). I can tell you it's much more fun to have a highly sexually active partner that gets excited about everything then listen to older women whine and complain like they are post menopause (even though they haven't even started it). I hang out with crowds of all ages.

I'm 28 so I'm smack dab in the middle of this conversation bracket and I am finding that I cannot stand most people over 26. It's not even a maturity issue. There is nothing "mature" about desperately looking for a man that will provide your old used up self with expensive dates and a free mortgage, constantly repeating ancient stories or workplace gossip, or constantly making the same Facebook jokes about how you're such a wine-o and love your pet more than your own life. I get it, once a girl turns into a boring old woman she only drinks wine. Hahaha! Funny! New material please.

I'm a single dad (full custody of my only child) and I cannot stand single mothers. It has absolutely nothing to do with them having kids and everything to do with the "mom" personality and the fact that their emotional baggage/problems far, far outweigh their *actual* baggage/problems.

Older men are often not any better to hang out with either. Basically, everyone starts becoming the old annoying parent stereotype we all hated as kids. I highly doubt I will ever date anyone older than 25. I was engaged once, dodged that bullet. I never want to get married.

That said, there are some smoking hot 30 year olds... just remember, that same girl would look 200x better 10 years younger."