Search Results: who's the cutest girl here

Have you ever known a guy or guys who swore up and down they weren't about looks and that personality was more important... and you went up to him and just gave him a super cute flirty face, tilt your head and look cute right at him just to see if he was telling the truth? If you have, what was his response and your thought the moment you saw?

Here's what I look like:





My body (before tanning, now I look better):

As you can see I am a really hot guy. The thing is that too many girls who are ugly or average believe they stand a chance with me even though this is obviously not true. Here are my dating standards:

Body:
-Must be thin but not too skinny. Bony or muscly is a dealbreaker.
-At least 5'4'' or taller. If she meets other standards I can overlook it though.
-At least B cups, perky boobs.
-Butt that is not too small and is perky.
-Perfect smooth pale skin. If she is overall good then I can consider a darker-skinned girl.
-Slim waist, wide hips. Hourglass shape.

As you can see, my standards regarding body are not that high. Most girls who take care of their body meet these standards.

Face:
-Good facial bones without any recessions.
-Almond shaped eyes with good under-eye support and not much upper eyelid exposure. Blue and green eyes are greatly preferred even though it's not a requirement.
-Perfect smooth pale skin, no acne. If she is overall good then I can consider a darker-skinned girl.
-Thick long hair, preferably blonde (not a requirement though).
-Small or medium straight nose.
-Forward maxilla, good jawline. Chin must not be too small, but not too big. Medium sized mandible.
-High prominent cheekbones.
-Feminine fat distribution. Buccal fat (chubby cheeks) are OK, but she needs to look really youthful and feminine. I don't require a modelesque face like mine, cute face is good.
-Plump feminine lips.

I don't think these standards are too high, but for some reason girls who are way below my league think they deserve a hot guy like me. I am not a hypocrite for having these standards because I meet the male analogue of them.

What do you think of these standards? Should I be more picky or is this enough?