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Met this girl at my aunt's 17th birthday party last month (yes, my aunt's 13yrs younger than me), and we hit it off straight away. She's totally my type- her looks, her figure, her face, her personality, her intelligence, her personal interests and ambitions; she just ticks all of the boxes for me, even the ones that don't need to be. And she's already all but told me that she's into me as well- danced with me for ages, chatted and ate with me afterwards, gave me her number and everything. We've chatted since then, and she's easily the loveliest, cutest and sexiest girl who's given me a chance since- well, ever. She's a schoolfriend of my aunt, so I tried to find out a bit more about her; but found out a few unsettling details, such as that she and my aunt had been playmates since before they started attending kindergarten.

And when my mum told me that she already knew the girl I'm interested in by name, and that she and my love interest's mum have been close friends since before even I was born, I finally connected the old, almost forgotten memories. I've now realized that I knew this girl, the girl who I want to be my girlfriend, back when she was still wearing diapers. When we met her for the first time, I played with her, cuddled her in my lap, and even let her hold my finger and distracted her when her dirty diaper was getting changed- I was 15 at the time, and she wasn't even 2 yet. I barely remember it, and there's no way that she'd remember it, but both of our mothers remember it clearly. And while my mum's encouraged me to go ahead if I really feel that way about her now, I don't know- would it be too weird for me to date this girl, now that I know how far back our connection goes, and remember her back when she was a baby?

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold