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i honestly wasn't sure until i heard Burger King was giving away a free Whooper if you bring in a photo of your ex ( didn't actually believe they were really doing this until i did a search online and saw its for real ) i don't know if i could think of anything more depressing than going to burger king on valentines day and giving them a photo of an ex girlfriend so i could get a free burger. and reliving the pain and hurt caused by this person and finding a photo of them so i could get a burger that cost what $ 5 . it just seems wrong on so many levels not sure why a fast food chain would come up with such a stuiped promotion other than there desperate for free press

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/burger-king-whopper-you-can-trade-a-photo-of-your-ex-for-a-free-whopper-at-burger-king-this-valentines-day/

My status has finally been changed today, me and the woman I met on here, of all places and myself made it official today (as seen in our conversation) and we're now boyfriend & girlfriend😍. She's the only girlfriend I've ever had and it feels wonderful and hilarious at the same time seeing as how big of a ride this first month was with me coughing up enough blood to flood a city and spending a week in a hospital (believe me when I say there's no place on earth worse than a hospital and not being allowed to leave your hospital bed) and being unable to work and becoming piss broke, to getting healthy, getting a job, and finding love. Are you in a relationship or single and why? PS all of you that said I'd die alone and bitter can suck a big fucking dick!😂

1. Am 25 years old
2. 5 feet 6 inches in height
3. Overweight at the moment weighing in the 220s (working on losing the weight)
4. On social security disability and unemployed
5. Lives at home still
6. I am a self taught amateur programmer at the moment
7. I am enrolled in uni and start classes on Tuesday
8. I lean conservative politically.
9. I voted for Donald Trump and will again
10. I am southern (come with the accent and everything)
11. I have Aspergers and mental health issues (they are improving overtime)
12. I have a criminal conviction of stalking and harassment (I served 3 years probation for it)
13. I have been hospitalized over 13 times in my life involuntarily
14. I still crush on high school girls
15. I am a loving, giving person who would fall madly in love when I do
16. I am not a virgin. I lost my virginity at age 20 to a 16 year old girl who was also a virgin. She never wanted anything to do with me after that.
17. I never had an actual girlfriend. While I am not a sexual virgin, I am a relationship virgin.

I seek the following:
I seek an attractive girl 17 or older (but probably at least 18) who has never had a romantic bond before. Meaning no previous boyfriends or even male best friends whom she was close to and had feelings for in her youth. That is the main requirement. Essentially, I want a girl that has never had her first love before. This has nothing to do with her sexual past, but everything to do with who she shared her heart with before.

I prefer (but not necissarily a requirement) a shy girl. A girl who is submissive and cute would be nice.