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This may be slightly lengthy so please bare with me.

I'm a 34 year old loser who still lives with his parents and never had a girlfriend, job, etc. The usual g@g sob story.

Anyway in the past I've been on thin ice with the folks doing things like running up a bill on the phone sex line and being caught by my parents coming home early and I still had prostitutes here.

So lately my parents have been renovating to get the house improved so they can prepare to sell and move to a retirement village when they need to as they are in their early 60's.
Their bedroom and the bathroom are off limits for the moment and out back there are two makeshift buildings. One is the bathroom and one is their bedroom.

Last night I got drunk drowning my sorrows and playing a long session on the Xbox360 I got for my 26th birthday.
I woke up in the night needing to piss and was still really out of it.
So what happened is this: I went into the building which was my parents room instead of the bathroom and urinated on them.
As I was pissing I heard my dad speak like he was under water. I think he said "barbera, is that a leak?" Then he flicked on the light and saw I was pissing on him. They were horrified. I was too drunk to have an emotion.
My father was getting hosed the worst and my mother was just getting a bit of back splash.
I couldn't just cut it off mid stream so I had to just keep going.
My parents are saying I have to leave by the end of the week.
What do I do? I have no life skills.
Anything anyone can say to help is much appreciated.