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I was born in the mid 90s and a large chunk of my childhood was in the 2000s.

I will say my adult life has had a very rough start. I have never had an actual girlfriend while I watch my old friends (whom I don't talk to very much anymore) get married, get engaged, and become involved in serious relationships. I am on disability and already have a criminal record. I never been in trouble before, but one day I was arrested trying to ask a girl out again (long story). I have bad luck with women and I already have collections agencies after my ass for involuntary hospitalizations. I am unemployed, struggle with mental health issues, and still live at home. I hate being an adult. It seems like people are less and less compassionate and understanding the older I get.

Anyways, moving away from the griping...

I miss the days when cartoons were good. The cartoons they have now in my opinion suck.

Ahh... I remember shows I watched as a child, Dexter's Lab, Samurai Jack, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Drake and Josh, Spongebob (when it was actually good), Kids Next Door, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy... Those were the days!

I remember having the Gamecube and playing Zelda Windwaker and Super Mario sunshine.

I remember when holidays were more magical, like Christmas and Halloween.

I remember being innocent, and playing with my friends.

I had the best babysitter and she was so much fun.

I remember when the latest tech was cool and all, but did not completely engulf our lives either.

Although my childhood especially started going to hell during my adolescence, there are certain things i do miss.

Corey Wayne and Doc Love both recommended to never compliment an attractive woman you just met about her looks. She hears it all the time and it will do nothing to raise her interest level. They do say to compliment her on what she does or something else.

When I was younger I used to compliment attractive women all the time. But it only worked if they ALREADY were very interested in me to begin with. It likely hurt my chances with girls who were on the fence. Made me less challenging and mysterious. They already hear that five times a day

So tonight I stopped by a tanning salon. The girl working by the counter was drop dead gorgeous but I was at least 10 years older than her. She did lock eye contact with for a solid moment though. When I walked in the spray tanning in room (which is next to the front counter) I started to take off my shirt. I then realized the doors weren’t closed. I quipped “it might be a good idea to shut these doors”. The hot girl heard it and laughed. After I was finished I asked for her name. She then asked for mine without me volunteering it right away.

I so wanted to tell her she was very attractive but I stopped myself because she was working in a public place. Next time I see her I’m going to try to start a conversation. If I get a good vibe from her I’ll ask if she’s seeing someone. If not I’ll ask for her number. But should I compliment her?