The Sexiest Internet Vixens Right Now

[EnglishArtsteacher]

First of all, let me get this disclaimer out of the way: I realize that most of these women have had surgeries, and extreme makeovers to look the way they do. I also realize it takes a great amount of money, and old-rich privilege to look this way. So, please, refrain from the "they're fake bitches" hate comments because I realize that a vast majority of women don't look this way naturally, and I don't expect women to look this way. I'm just having fun here.

Here are some photos, and videos of these incredible women on the internet which have caught my eye.

Holly Luyah

Instagram: @luyah

From: Honolulu, Hawaii

Age: 28 Years Old

Holly is a fashion blogger, and fashion model from Hawaii. She is a Christian, and refuses to post nudes though, so be good boys!

Holly is the girl on the right in this video.

Autumn Nelson

Instagram: colors_of_autumnn94

From: Shelbyville, Tennessee

Age: 24 years old.

Autumn is a southern belle, but I'm sorry gentleman, she's married. Her main focus right now is being body-positive, and is a saleswoman at Visionworks in San Diego, California right now.

Bria Myles

Instagram: @realbriamyles

From: Los Angeles, California

Age: 34 Years Old

Bria is proof that dark-skin can look drop-dead gorgeous. She is an urban model for various magazines, and she looks about ten years younger than what she is.

Randalin Niedosmialek

Instagram: @itsrandalin

From: Tacoma, Washington

Age: 26 years old

Randalin(also known as Raylynn) is a plus-size urban model who is also a Nurse Aide. She flaunts her Lipedema Disorder as if God blessed her with that water bad attached to her, and has appeared on Tosh.O, and The Doctors.

Anja Dee

@anjadee

From: Toronto, Ontario

Age: Unknown

Anja is a multi-racial vixen with an Onlyfans page, and a "blogger." She doesn't reveal much about herself, but she definitely has a unique accent, as evident in her Youtube videos.

Jamie Misleh

Instagram: @miskhalifa

From: Cincinnati, Ohio

Age: 20 Years Old

Jamie is a college student at the University of Georgia, and is also an urban model. She actually has an interesting story of how she overcame anorexia, and oddly enough, is a Lebanese Catholic.

Olivia Webb

No Social Media accounts

From: Lockland, Ohio

Age: 29 years old

Olivia(better known for her stage name, Olivia Jensen) has been in a hiatus for two years now, but she still had the great blend of the girl next door-look, and body that we all love.

Caylee Cooper

Instagram: @audreyblake

From: Warren, Oregon

Age: 32 years old

Caylee(better known for her stage name Audrey Blake) is a pre-school teacher by day, and an internet whore by night. This cam model takes requests for cash on her Onlyfans website.

Mal Malloy

Instagram: @themalestgal

From: Kennewick, Washington

Age: 35 years old

Mal isn't in her prime anymore, but she still has an incredible body, given her age. She's now a married nurse, and doesn't get as much internet time as she used to.

Sophie Brussaux

Instagram: @sophieknowsbetter

From: Paris, France

Age: 30 years old

Before she was blown up in the media as Drake's baby-mama, I remembered her when she first moved to the United States of America in 2011, when she went by her stage name Rosee Divine. She is an internet model, and an avid artist.

Sophie E. Hall

Instagram: @sophiesselfies224

From: London, England

Age: Unknown

Sophie is an internet model, and advocates for plus size moms to feel better about themselves.

Alexandria Uchi

Instagram: @alexandrauchi111

From: Tokyo, Japan

Age: 26 years old

Alexandria is a multi-racial model from Japan, and will flat out admit she has had surgery done. She said she doesn't regret a thing about moving to Los Angeles, California(From Tokyo, Japan).

[Anonymous]

I think they look deformed. I agree with one of the GaGers... Why would a woman pay money, needless to say - a lot of money - to make her body like disproportionate?

But then, that's their bodies, so whatever they do, the risks are on them, and I guess apparently there are guys do like how they look.

I prefer to work out hard at the gym to get a big butt, which I have. No potential complication. No need to worry about any type of artificial material degrading in the body, getting saggy, etc. No need to spend more money to put chemical injections and artificial materials in the body to maintain a nice ass.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

I see your point, but you don't get a big butt by working out. Big butts are BIG because they have fat on them, and you don't gain fat by exercising.

Working out can help SHAPE your butt, but it doesn't INFLATE it.

[Opinion Owner]

Okay, some of them are proportional, but that's because their entire bodies are big, which included their butts, but I think it's healthier to keep the weight in healthy ranges. I'm not promoting being skinny, since it's not healthy either, but too much weight carries the risks of cardiovascular diseases (heart disease, etc.), musculoskeletal strains (back pain, etc.) and many more.

In my opinion, a perky butt which is slightly big, toned and firm, that does not follow the direction of gravity, is the definition of sexy.

[Opinion Owner]

I must say that you are wrong. Yes, exercising can make a butt big. But butts are not only made from fat. Muscle growth can make butts big. I used to be flat butted, or did I even have a butt before? Now I have 37 inches in my hip, butt round and perky. Fatty butts will sag and giggle, while toned butts will stay up.

[Opinion Owner]

It's not to "inflate". It's called muscle growth. Please educate yourself.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

Most of these big butts aren't "muscular." I suppose there is a way to gain muscle with fat on top (similar to NFL linemen), but when you see a jiggly butt, that's not due to muscle..

But if you're expecting to go from a small butt to a large butt by exercising, it won't happen. It might go from small to medium, but even then, that's a stretch.

[JayQu]

Yes... exercise is important

[EnglishArtsteacher]

@JayQu And while exercise might help grow muscle a little bit, it doesn't make your butt much bigger at all.

Fat, jiggly butts aren't "muscular" like people think lol.

[Opinion Owner]

Nobody ever said that jiggly butts are from muscles. They're made of all fatty tissues and are repulsive.

I'm an example of someone with no butt to having a nice butt. I don't like to brag, but I must educate you. Check out the hip measurement of Jennifer Lopez. A lot of people admire her curve. Hip 37 inches. I went from who knows how much, maybe 30 inches of skinny no butt to 37 inches from exercising. I have a small layer of fat tissue, but the underneath consists of muscles from hard work.

[Opinion Owner]

But anyway you like what you like, but apparently I'm not the only person who thinks that these women are putting their health at risks.

[Opinion Owner]

Exercising can transform a woman's (and man's) body. You don't have to be in denial of the benefits of exercising simply because just because you like large sized women.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

Yes, I know that. I'm just saying building muscle BARELY has any affect on the size of your butt.

It's obviously most big butts are big because they are FAT. And FAT isn't gained by exercise.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

And having fat on your lower body isn't unhealthy at all. Obviously, your heart, or other vital organs there.

[Opinion Owner]

Well, building muscles apparently helps with muscle sizes, including the muscles in the BUTT. The muscles in the butt are actually the largest muscles in the human body. My butt got bigger, so exercising "barely has any effect" is absolutely untrue.

[Opinion Owner]

By the way, your heart and vital organs are in your UPPER body, not lower body. Now I think you really seriously need some education... Too much body fat can cause cardiovascular and hematological problems.

[smg99]

I actually agree with the opinion owner as a doctor yes you can definitely sculpt and make your butt / ass bigger.
Load on tissues= hypertrophic change to adapt to load= increase in size of fibroblasts size and volume/ population. The foundation for gym sculpture.

[Opinion Owner]

@smg99 Thank you!! I'm not just a gym goer, I'm also a healthcare professional. It makes every sense to me regarding working muscles to get a big butt, but trying to explain to someone who doesn't see the benefits of exercising (or chooses not to see it) of course they won't agree.

[ovixs90]

I don't like women with such butts like this girls have. It dosn't look good on them and i don't undrstand what guys like butts that look like with cellulite

[smg99]

@OpinionOwner: I wasn’t able to reply earlier as the site sometimes gives me an “ error occurred “.

I did find ovixs90 and your opinion to mostly align with mine.
Wow which field or discipline of health care are you focused in?

I’m a dentist but yes once you go through it , we all learn the foundations of physiology especially applied in this case.

I suppose he would have read it and then I guess it’s their personal taste.
However it’s not healthy for me nor for you.

Knowing what we do, we don’t covet it for good reason s;)

[smg99]

@ovixs90: the only way I can seem to understand is that it’s sexually satisfying if you have to picture a hot dog trapped in a bun and sauce ;) hot dog 🌭 doggy style to bring it to vivid reality. lol

[TomasLyy]

False! Working out your glutes will give you the sculpted shape and image many men lust for. It's just the same as bodybuilders packing on muscle.

@EnglishArtsteacher You aren't helping at all many women these days want to take shortcuts by surgery or some other unhealthy means. The fact is butts can be obtained no matter who you are

[Mordechi]

@EnglishArtsteacher Working out shapes and inflates the butt. When you strengthen a muscle, it eventually stays in a contracted state (which gives it more depth/protrusion) and the size the muscle increases. So a female would just need to stay around 25-30% body fat and they will have increased the size of their butt while maintaining the softness.

[emmily2396]

I honestly think that is too much. I am pear shaped too, so mine is big too if I gain fat, not as unrealistically though, but i think it looks bad as cellulite and saggines are problems you get with a lot of fat and not enough muscle.

[vald9inches]

I think most guys don’t mind cellulite in moderation

[EnglishArtsteacher]

Do you have any pictures of your pear-shaped body?

[JayQu]

I think a nice body is hard work. U shouldn't just be able to feel privileged. They might have nice faces... but go to the gym ladies that's not healthy

[JayQu]

I have worked my ass off (literally) for small tight figure. It bothers me that this is normal now and I am called a "waife and frail."

[vald9inches]

@JayQu what the hell is frail about a girl going to the gym? wtf? lmfao xD

[JayQu]

Dont ask me bud. I am saying my figure... I get called frail and waife. I dont call myself or others that. It's what I get teased as by people in my life.

[vald9inches]

@JayQu your figure sounds amazing to me if you ask me

[JayQu]

@Valid9inches... thank u. 😘

[NYCQuestions1976]

Nothing wrong with a nice round ass.

[emmily2396]

Even if you go to the gym, if you gain fat the cellulite will show, it won't be as bad thoug.

[TomasLyy]

@JayQu Well said.

[Nik1hil]

See considering you are an English teacher..
I am confused..
If you really understand the meaning of word sexy,
See buddy.. I will give you an example..
This is sexy..
First picture shows physique..
Why you posted is gross..
And second picture shows the decency that is like a jewelry on a women..

[EnglishArtsteacher]

They look sexy too, but I l like the girls I posted better.

[Nik1hil]

Well you like jiggly ass..
It's okay..
Each to their own

[EnglishArtsteacher]

I'm literally obsessed with big, fat asses.

[Engineer92_]

You say he doesn’t understand the meaning of sexy, but who are you to tell him what is sexy and what isn’t? Do you understand how ridiculous it is to tell a man what his dick should or shouldn’t get hard to? There are almost 8 billion people on this planet, and I can assure you that we all have different varied tastes. Not all of us are held down by what society deems as attractive even though we are made to few weird about being attracted as such.

I do prefer thick women and large butts (e. g. Sophie Hall or Ashley Graham) and for the longest time I felt I had to go after the girl who was attractive by societal standards. I’ve finally realized that Not liking skinny women is ok and that there's nothing wrong with liking a curvy feminine body shape! People are attracted to what they’re attracted to and once everyone realizes that, this world will be a much better place

[Danny_dan92]

Dude I’m sorry but all these women are gross. Their asses are ridiculously huge. To the point where it’s more repulsive than considered sexy.

Not to mention you can tel they got pure fat injected into their asses and legs and as a result they look like they have a severe case of cottage cheese legs and asses

[EnglishArtsteacher]

I disagree, I think these asses are amazing.

I will agree they probably had surgery, whether it be plastic, fat injections, fat transfers, etc.

[Danny_dan92]

I don’t think they are appealing because they aren’t even proportionate to their bodies.

Their asses look like they can jump to the moon

[InTimoreDei]

Yup... they all look disgusting.

[StarsInTheEyes]

@Danny_dan92 Probably not jump to the moon, due to too much weight pulled by gravity..

[Danny_dan92]

You never know the capabilities of humongous asses

[StarsInTheEyes]

@Danny_dan92 Nope. Not the fake ones. Too much excessive weight. More like they'll jump to the ground of earth.

[Danny_dan92]

🤣💀

[LittleLily]

I have pretty negative opinions on the whole "body positivity" movement, and I know I'm the minority with the opinion I hold because of the huge amounts of hate I receive for it, but it's something that needs to be said. Body positivity is important. But so is your health. If you are morbidly obese and happy with yourself, then good for you. But don't encourage others to take the same path as you just because you don't want to die young, alone. Everyone should strive for an attractive physique because your average attractive physique is also a healthy physique. It means eating well, keeping fit and maintaining a healthy and active lifestyle. Doing none of those things and flaunting your rolls is great for you if it genuinly makes you happy, but it's so wrong on so many levels to tell others that they should join you in your quest for "body positivity". It's like these people just can't be fucked putting in the effort and so they shame people like me that actually do bust their asses to stay in shape, and guilt trip us for looking good. And on top of that, they say things like "big is beautiful". Yes, people are beautiful in many shapes and sizes. But you are only healthy in a few of them, and at the end of the day, that's what will get you the most out of your life.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

The women I posted are mainly bottom heavy though. And being bottom heavy isn't comparable to "morbid obesity." As a matter of fact, since lower body fat isn't near any vital organs, it carries virtually no risk factors, and there is medical research to support that fact.

As far as the "Body Positive Movement", I personally have no opinion on it. It's their body, and their choice, and it doesn't affect anyone else except themselves.

[LittleLily]

If it didn't affect anyone but them, I would agree. But it does. The entire movement is about encouraging people to be comfortable with being unhealthy and overweight. People are already lazy and unhealthy, they don't need to be encouraged.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

Let's assume the Body Positive Movement really is encouraging people to be unhealthy, and overweight (which I don't even necessarily agree with): Are people really gullible enough to listen to them? I can see how it might affect a kid, but if you're an adult that easily persuaded by a movement, there is something wrong with you.

[smg99]

I too don’t favour the butt posts though as a woman I agree how highly alluring the female form is. I just think ok if it’s for fitness ok but that would be natural outdoors; not particularly staged.

These are natural beauties or were you referring to those who underwent surgical makeovers?

In that case money buys perfectly sculpted bodies not traces of cellulite. Am I right?
So it ought to actually read girls who are body and fitness conscious and showing their results.

That’s too long a title but then it’s become so passé it’s not alluring anymore. Even if it’s not nude it’s nearly there.

[Anonymous]

Ehhh big butts are hot but that’s too much. Way too much.
An ass like this one is much hotter than the ones you posted.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

That's not anywhere close to a big butt. That's a small butt.

[Opinion Owner]

No, that’s a perfect butt

[EnglishArtsteacher]

I'm not into flat butts.

Each to their own.

[JayQu]

I'd agree I think that is an ass for pictures. Not flabby bruised and still moving once she stops moving.

[JayQu]

What part of that girls ass is flat?

[JayQu]

That's what people wanna look at. Everyone to ashamed to admit they are a little vain

[dev765]

Her butt isn't flat at all. She is slim thick and very well proportionate.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

@dev765 It looks flat to me.

[dev765]

You don't know what flat butts look like then.

[dev765]

A flat butt is someone like Natalie Portman.

[Nik1hil]

This is a perfect but..
But I melted on that smile

[JayQu]

I am sorry... but what is the craze about giant asses?
How is that hot? I'm sorry I'm not trying to be offensive. These ladys are pretty but I just dont understand.
I come from a generation of keeping ur ass tight can someone explain?
I understand bony is not pretty either. But I have worked hard for what I have been told is a "perfect ass"
No I guess I'm the odd duck out.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

It does seem to be a craze right now, but I'm an extreme case. I'm literally obsessed with giant asses.

[Danny_dan92]

You aren’t the odd duck out. I like asses but all these asses here are repulsive and gross

[Nadim171]

I don't know either, giant asses are disgusting

[WannaPleaseMaGirl]

@Nadim171 yup like kim kardashian eww

[TomasLyy]

Dude your odd fetish will cloud the judgment of other girls. IT's healthy to go to the gym and work out this is just mutilating your body into grotesque shapes.

Women, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not take this mans opinion as part of the common opinion he is not at all a representation of what a normal man thinks

[EnglishArtsteacher]

I mentioned in the Mytake that I realize these bodies are unrealistic.

[Lonewolf881]

THANK. YOU. FOR. SAYING. THIS 👏

[SkipStop]

Gross. Most of them ended up being a big turn off for me. Great music though. I will have to Shazam them later.

[Redstang88]

Ummm... no thanks

I like curvy girls, but these just look ridiculous. Things have to be proportionate

[EnglishArtsteacher]

I love em'!

[Anon-ymous1]

... Is there a downvote option for poor content? Because holy shit there needs to be, and this post proves it.

[Engineer92_]

You sir have been downvoted 👌

[Lonewolf881]

God I wish there was downvotes on here lol

[MannySimms]

All are way too big for me. Some of them can hide a Buick.

[Anonymous]

I hope you're joking. Everyone of those women would clinically qualify as obese.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

I'm pretty sure none of them qualify as "obese." Overweight? Yes, but not obese.

[Opinion Owner]

A BMI of 30.0 or higher is obese, BY DEFINITION. All, or almost all, of those women CLEARLY have a BMI over 30.

Look, I don't mean to judge, but I just do not get the attraction to fat women. It's unhealthy and gross.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

Everyone, and their mothers know BMI scales are outdated, and completely wrong in general. They never measure for frame size, or muscle mass.

[Opinion Owner]

OK, let's set aside BMI. Anyone who has a body fat percentage over 30% is obese, by definition, and every one of those women clearly has a body fat percentage in excess of 30%.

Every one is FAT. REALLY FAT! I'm sorry, I just don't get it.

[Engineer92_]

Fat and beauty are not two exclusive things you dimwit. You like what you like but speak for yourself

[Opinion Owner]

@Engineer92_ Look dumbass, I never said they were ugly. I just said they were fat, which they are. If you are attracted to fat women, good for you. But obesity is very unhealthy and every one of those women is literally obese, by definition. But hey, it's your dick so put it wherever you want. Personally I'll stick with healthy women that aren't obese and don't need to shop in the big girl section.

[winterfox10]

Sophie and Jamie are hot, but most of these girls are grotesque... I mean, I like a juicy ass as much as the next guy, but these women are over the top. It's nasty looking.

[kitty71]

i totally agree why do I need to see ladies with such hummunguos asses here? and besides thowe asses do not even look healthy they look deformed. I dont see any hotness or sexyness in any of them. And about the Christian lady form Hawaii? So she dont post nudes but she enjoys shoving us her huge ass and likes to show off on social media? I found it that a doublé standard.

[winterfox10]

Double standard or not, I would happily swipe left on most of these women and not think twice about it.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

@kitty71 And Holly's ass is totally fake. It doesn't match her thin legs, and doesn't jiggle at all.

[Anonymous]

Well it takes all kinds I guess. None of them do anything for me. I see more attractive women every day at the office.

[soniablonde]

I don't know why anyone would want to look like this.

[Crowejerms]

@soniablonde. I feel u on that

[strateguy632]

those are NOT the person, after photo edits and surgeries. as you wrote, it is fake, but worse it is too fake.

[MysteriousDarkness]

Personally I find Randalin Niedosmialek, Anja Dee, Mal Molloy, Sophie Brussaux, Sophie E Hall all sexy hot. I will probably get a lot of down votes and or replies going against what I said but do not care.

[mikeybazza]

seriously why pay to change your body if others don't like the way you look surely that's their problem

[JayQu]

Perfectly said 👊

[Sevenpointfive]

you can have every single one of them. damn, you must live a fortunate life to consider this attractive

[madhatters4]

i can see you have a type. i like em all except Randalin... a bit too much for me

[NYCQuestions1976]

Jamie Misleh is decent. All the others? Subwoofers.

[EnglishArtsteacher]

Subwoofer is your new favorite word.

P. S. I've seen Jamie in public (she lives close to where I live). She has more of a stomach than her pictures show.

[NYCQuestions1976]

That's a party foul.

[Anonymous]

Once again Instagram models? Geez that is what a huge accomplishment!!! Nah. You got to be kidding. What is next Facebook model, Snap chat models? They are all hoes...

[InTimoreDei]

I know right? "Instagram model" lol. What a joke.