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So I've been stressing about getting off of smoking weed and it's been over 30 days but I'm not clean enough to take a urine test.
I've got about 8 tests left in my kit and I'm not sure if I should do one a week and probably depress myself or just spread them out.

I have been rather depressed, stressed, and engulfed in fear over these past several years. It has consumed me and has weighed heavily on my shoulders for a very long time.

I am 27 and never had a real girlfriend before. My wish is to have a woman who has never had her first love before. I seek one that has never formed romantic bonds with guys before me. I seek a woman that has not only never made love with a guy before, but also one that is also a virgin in her heart, meaning she has not been in love with a guy, especially during her youth (like college age or younger).

I found an 18 year old girl like that last year. She was a devout Catholic, sheltered, and was homeschooled her entire life. She never had a male friend before she met me. Sadly, when I went to meet her for the first time in person, she told me I wasn't her type. I was crushed.

It's an experiment for a sandwich shop in a college town. An employee there (an outspoken, cocky guy from out of state) is trying to help the new female GM who's been brought in from out of state attract customers because corporate says sales for that location have been low. Corporate stresses her out, so he's coming up with several methods to attract new customers. It's a college town, cute girls all over the place (it's in the South). He's going to pay out of pocket to have 2 girls, 1 on each side of the street, as sign greeters/wavers twice a week when he's on shift, for the hours of 3-6 pm, since 2nd shift is slower, but the shop is located on a major street with heavy traffic, and those hours include rush hour. He's paying cash $20/hr per girl, per shift. A lot of the guys in the area are in the 20-30 range, recent college grad, young professional types... so he knows what'll attract them. Cute face, thick, dance, twirl, sing, flirt, backflip, however you want to do it... would you do it and if so... how would you go about it?