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Search Results: pick up line jokes
Achieving The State of Happiness!
Let’s spread that positivity around because life feels so much better when you see the bright side of life! I’m not saying to be completely ignorant and pretend life is all rainbows and sunshine because you’d be lying to...
Does he really like me?
There is this guy I like who used to tease me everyday and would be really flirty, but when people asked him if he liked me he would deny it. Just a few days ago he used the “your hands are looking heavy, do you want me...
Jazzy227
Xper 4 Age: 25 Catching feelings for someone I am repulsed by?
There is a guy i met at work over a year ago. He is a very outgoing guy and he's very flirty but in an annoying type of way. He like to use cheesy pick up lines and flirts with a lot of girls. I dont think he is a player...
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(30-35) How I Became a Crazy Ex Girlfriend
It started out as the best relationship I have ever been in, I felt like I found my soulmate. We had been friends for a long time before we got together. In high school, we actually had crushes on each other but neither...
Anonymous
(30-35) Pickup lines for bastards?
Do you guys think this pick up line will work? Do you like CDs and Tapes? (In case she says yes) Great, because I'm going to tape my d*** to your face, so you can CDs b****. I'm just joking, but still, would it...
illansweranything
Xper 4 Age: 27 In Defense Of The Speedo
Speedo, while a brand name of an Australian swimwear company, has become a colloquial term referring to men's swim briefs. In this myTake, I'll be using the term Speedo in this generic colloquial way. As with the related...
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Editor Age: 39 If he keeps on telling cheesy pick up lines does that mean he likes you?
why do guys say pick up lines? i just can't get him i like him and i don't know what to do all the time because i'm not sure if he is serious or not. Like he would always ask if i want a ride home. I like him and am...
Anonymous
(25-29) What is it if a close guy friend, treats you and do things like he were your boyfriend especially when you guys alone (I’m single, so does He) ?
Here are the case. I’m single, yes he is. Were not dating anyone yet. He is one of my bestfriends, but I got confused. He always keep on touch with me everyday, at least he sent me messages. I’m using Line, so everytime I...
Anonymous
(30-35) 10 Nightmarish Deep Sea Creatures
The deep dark ocean is one of many things that freak me out and the creatures living in it don't help much. I've kind of fallen down a rabbit hole of discovery and can't get out. 1. Giant Isopod This creature is pretty...
The Top Ten Videos that Cheer Me Up
We all get in a rut sometimes and depending on the severity of it, it may take awhile before we start smiling again. Case in point a friend of mine was depressed about this and that today until I sent him a funny video...
What was your best pick up line so far?
My brother just told me he used his tattoo as a pick up line and I just couldn't haha cause like I nearly did the same thing lmao We are so fucking similar Well I know this guy since over a year and we never texted and...
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(30-35) What is your best pick up line?
Tag, funny joke or story you say to get someone interested.
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(25-29) I can't tell if he's joking or serious?
i went on a trip with my friends we stayed in the same house for a few days. my best friend and her little brother were there as well. I've known her little brother for as long as I've known her which is about 4 years...
Anonymous
(30-35) Did he want me to kiss him?
Suddenly, a friend of mine told me a pick up line out of nowhere. Then I told him I had a better pick up line and that he could get many numbers with it. Next, he started saying me all the pick up lines he knew, and I...
Anonymous
(25-29) What opener worked best on you when flirting?
What's the best opener someone ever used on YOU when starting a conversation/flirting? Was it a question, joke, pick up line, compliment, .. Bonus question: How did your react to it?
Netjes
Xper 4 Age: 32 Tried and True Pick Up Lines that Work for Men
1. "I like your energy..." Say this at a party or at a bar when you meet a girl for the first time. It is usually best to drop this in within the first 5 minutes of talking to a girl. You don't want to do it right away....
What are the best pick up lines?
Just for fun, tell me what pick up line or move would you say/do on someone you want to get their attention, etc. Personally, I'm quite social and I joke around a lot, which has attracted men before. What about you? And...
TheOnlyAriii
Xper 6 Age: 26 
Does he like me?
I have a crush on my friend n i want to know if he likes me. Lately I've noticed him staring at me but every time I catch him he looks away really fast. I've also caught him looking me up n down like he was checking me...
Anonymous
(25-29) Does he like me?
I have a crush on my friend n i want to know if he likes me. Lately I've noticed him staring at me but every time I catch him he looks away really fast. I've also caught him looking me up n down like he was checking me...
pitbull_mama99
Xper 2 Age: 26 Does he like me?
I have a crush on my roommate n i want to know if he likes me. Lately I've noticed him staring at me but every time I catch him he looks away really fast. I've also caught him looking me up n down like he was checking me...
brown_eyed_girl_99
Xper 4 Age: 26 