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I was a pretty weird kid. Up till age 11 I used to unironically think that cartoon characters alongside things like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny were real and that I could eventually visit them one day. And I had several cartoon crushes, up till age 11, where it then stopped as I found out cartoons weren't real.

My crushes were Magali from ages 4 to 5, Zoe Drake from 6 to 7, Wendy Testaburger at age 8, Blossom at age 9, and Misty at age 10. Meaning Misty was the last one.

Wendy from South Park was probably the weirdest one as it's not a kid's show, but my parents didn't really care what I watched as long as I got my chores and homework done.

If you want some insight into their personalities, it goes something like this:

Magali: She loves to eat a lot and can eat an entire watermelon in one bite, but she always stays skinny. She's also into healthy eating and fitness. She's a quite chill and gentle girl. She was 7 years old.

Zoe Drake: She loves dinosaurs and she loves plants and the color green. She can be kind of bossy but she's a nice girl. She was 12 years old.

Wendy Testaburger: She is a very liberal democratic type of girl who is a feminist, and fights for changes for the better of society. She gets very angry and fierce when people go against her. She was 8 years old.

Blossom: She is very intelligent and strong, as well as a good leader. She can definitely be a bit bossy, but as a leader that's her job anyway. She's also fast and has ice breath powers. She was 6 years old.

Misty: She loves water, swimming, the ocean, and everything about it. She trains up Water type Pokemon and is also a gym leader. She can definitely be angry, but she's nice unless provoked. Not as angry as Wendy though. She's also a tomboy, but is afraid of bugs. She was 10 years old.

And yeah... that's all of them. They were children, but I also was one too. They'd be adults today if aged properly. Personally, I think I probably like Misty the best.

My ex girlfriend was a rotund husky girl with a big ol belly overhang, she had a really cute face and a tight 🐈 that more than made up for it tho her parents both were obese. I lived with her for 3 years and she didn't really eat that much but alas still fat. She said just looking at cake makes her fat. Meanwhile I am a super thin man that can blaze through a chocolate lava cake and never excercise. Maybe we are too hard on fat people.