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Last night I ordered my favorite pizza from papa johns
It’s called a Zesty Jalapeño meats Pizza
This what it looks like

I know I seem like a fat ass but I’m super mad..
I’m still super mad..
That’s my favorite pizza 😡
The reason I’m mad

Is because I only ordered one thing.
& it’s literally listed on your menu. It’s a menu item
so there’s no reason you should get my order wrong. I didn’t add anything or take anything off.

This is the pizza they gave me

This is the 2nd time they’ve given me this shit
I hate olives 😡
i hate mushrooms😡
i don’t want diced tomatoes on pizza, what’s the point 😡
i don’t want onions on My pizza 😡
I don’t want mild green peppers on my pizza 😡

Who eats pizza like that?

By the time I picked everything off.. Nothing was left on the pizza... It was a bare pizza slice.
didn't even have any cheese on it..

I called back and they offered credits toward my next order or whatever...
I ate one slice and almost puked
i wasn’t even hungry anymore..

& I’m still upset..
Looking at that pizza makes me want to puke
i was hoping someone else would want it because I didn’t want to toss a whole pizza..

Nope, i'm not supporting vegans.
Nope, i have nothing against them as long as they don't bother me.
Nope I'm speaking about taste, not morality.

One of my darkest secrets is that 50% of my Youtube subscription box is made of food channels, so while watching Mike Chen's food travels at Strictly Dumpling and hearing him talk about all the kinds of meat he as a self-proclaimed meatatarian favors, I realized the horrific reality that I would probably be unable to answer should I have to face the same question.

What kind of meat do you like the most?

My mind wandered off to pictures of dry-cured Jamon, but all of a sudden I started picturing myself unable to exist without a stockpile of fish roe or smoked salmon.
To this moment I found no reliable scientific method to decide so instead I chose to mention two of my most favorite meat products that most people worldwide probably haven't heard much of.

#1 Schwarzwälder Schinken (Black Forest Ham)
No, not the processed meat garbage that you have overseas, the REAL Schwarzwälder is a dry cured ham much like Jamon or Prosciutto, with a flavor profile more reminiscent of bacon that usually packs a greater amount of fat than its two drier cousins.
No day goes by without my fridge housing at least a pound of this beauty.

2# Smoked Bacon
"It ain't bacon unless it's smoked." -- Jamie Oliver (2013)
Bacon you ask? But that thing is everywhere!
I get you, that was exactly what has been on my mind since forever, until I kept running into foreigners considering me crazy for eating my bacon raw.
But why? I thought everyone eats their bacon raw!
It wasn't until later that I realized that overwhelming majority of mass produced bacon is not actually "smoked" and thus is not safe to eat without further preparation.
Apparently, most of the bacon in my country is locally produced smoked bacon that most lovers of sad rubbery bacon worldwide don't get much experience of, which explains the dissonance.

So what is your favorite kind of meat fellow meat eaters?
Do you like meat from a particular animal? Or a certain meat product?
Or are you perhaps one of the dreaded veggiesauruses?