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For instance, if you showing your friends that, and you were like "I don't know why I chose that style", and someone came up to you and said that, or if you told someone you just decided to rock that look for whatever reason, and your neighbor said that

I am turning 30 next month. I just as of this year got my very first real girlfriend (whom I am now engaged to). Meanwhile, I am discovering I am developing health problems. I frequently have aching testicles. My doctor stated I was very low on testosterone. I was receiving testosterone injections at one point. In addition, I have severe sleep apnea and undergoing treatment for that.

Now, I am starting to notice much slower hair growth. I used to have to get a haircut every two weeks because my hair grew like weeds. I looked at my service history, and I noticed my last haircut was a month ago! My hair is still rather short since it was cut.

I am concerned about my fertility. My libido has also significantly dropped.

Note: I'm really curious about what the youngsters here will say in this scenario, as we, elders, already knew the pre internet era, its easier for us to imagine.

Now here is what will happen, briefly, dont read if you want to imagine the consequences yourself, spoilers:

Your desktop is now an offline station
Your smartphone becomes dumbphone again!

no more wikipedia, there's a library
no more social medias, silence!
no more wetflix, buy DVDs
no more gps, paper maps
no more online shopping, move your butt
no more uber, go to the restaurant
no more online dating, sorry introverts
no more MMOs, play solo
no more Hub, erotic magazines ew
no more...

Why this situation you ask? Maybe because resources would not anymore be as abundant as they were, maybe because heating up all those servers and scripts and AIs 24/7... you know, that's a hell of a lot of energy for such trivial uses! For the sake of pseudo-realism, let's say that a part of the world still operates with internet, maybe banks and govs? But not you, not the general public ! You are back to pre-internet, the 1980's, but better haircuts, and goth crocs !