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Born Donaldini Francisco O'Trumpghan (later shortened simply to Donald Trump) June 14 1946 to Irish and Italian grandparents.
Trump's Grandparents who were also his real parents (although never confirmed) immigrated to the USA from French Polynesia in 1895 and were responsible for the famous pre-world war 1 cigar boom.

Trump's father Kenny O'Trumpghan was an avid and passionate cigar peddler who with the help of his wife Donatella O'Trumpghan peddled cigars all around the United States on his trusty 1886 Coventry Rotary Quadracycle for two.
The O'Trumpghan cigar brand earned them a massive fortune and made the O'Trumpghans one of the richest families in the United States.

Tragically, Kenny O'Trumpghan was killed during the First World War at the infamous and heavily documented battle of Kuala Lumpur when he choked to death on a special cigar he was testing in a Malaysian night club.

Following the death of the O'Trumpghan patriarch, Trump's mother sold the cigar business as she could not ride the 1886 Coventry Rotary Quadracycle for two by herself.
The company sold for the equivalent of $50,000,000,000 in 1920's money when the slapmark was the currency of the time.

Donatella never remarried and died in 1937, 9 years before giving birth to her grandchild Donaldini - a biological mystery which has baffled scientists to this day.

Donald Trump was able breeze through the education system and earn a law degree in the first 4 years of his life. He was able to claim back the money his mother left behind when she died in 1950 from the U. S government after DNA testing proved him to be the rightful owner of the fortune which had somehow remained in a frozen bank account for 13 years.

Donald Trump then became a rap artist and wrote and performed no less than 69 platinum records - 1 for every year of his life before quitting the rap industry to pursue the Presidency of the United States of America.
A truly remarkable human being.

I dated this girl for about 5 months. She told me she loved me like crazy and bought me gifts and what not. I was unsure. She poured on the affection. Then I started liking her a lot and did a bunch of insecure things and she started backing off. I chase... and blah blah blah screwed it up. it all started when I spent too much money on her for her birthday. She also has a child and lives an hour from me. She almost got fired at work and her boss told her he thinks I'm a distraction. She's also been separated for 4 years and the divorce is... well today actually. I could tell her attraction had fallen way down and she eventually broke it off with me about 4 days ago. I'm 33 and this is first person I've ever dated that I have felt is just like me. I don't want to be her friend, but her lover and friend. We haven't agreed to no contact but I told her she knows where I stand and she should get in touch with me if she's interested. As I think about all of the mistakes I made during the relationship, I also tend to think about how stubborn she and I are. I mean she bought me a I love you more than Ice cream. I've NEVER been this way about a woman... which tells me I should try to get her back. I dated a woman for 8 years and never felt like this. I'm worried that maybe she does want to communicate with me but is being stubborn. I also really don't want to eff this up. Any words would be appreciated. I also know that her friends like me. How crazy would it be if I asked her friends for advice. Also asking that they can tell her that I reached out to them, but if they ever thought I was great for her to wait a while so that I could have a chance. We haven't contacted each other since that night. She did contact me on the way home saying things like she's sorry blah blah blah via text. I made myself too available. I never cheated. I got complacent. I got combative (because i didn't realize she was testing me) I've initiated no Contact. There's got to be away to fix this.