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Search Results: funny pickup lines
Do you think this is a funny pickup line for a conservative event?
I go to these sometimes because of the nature of my job and I just thought of what I thought was a great line. I’ll go up to a woman and be like “Hi I’m (insert name) My pronouns are your/future/husband.” There’s no way...
Anonymous
(36-45) 
What would be the best, or funny breakup line?
We all know what a pickup line is, and that there are an infinite amount. But, what about a breakup line? For example " Damn, you're like homework. I don't want to do you anymore".
iron_ninjs
Xper 6 Age: 30 Would you try these "pickup lines"?
I talk to the girl for a few minutes. But like im not interested. Like im almost gay. And then i ask will you marry me after i act like she's funny or smart. So far its worked well on females who are marriage minded. On...
RandomGuy1030
Xper 6 Age: 22 
Okay guys! Best pick-up-line?
I’m earful with pickup lines… and can only say random funniness when I am in the mood and usually then it isn’t a good time for a good pickup line… so what do you guys got? Here’s some funny ones I found just to help the...
Th3ft
Explorer Age: 36 Whats the funniest pickup line you saw?
I was at Tim hortons guy said this to a girl in line. " girl you didn't pay! He says. She says, " excuse me". Then he says "I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my mind.". She laughed. Then said i...
Anonymous
(36-45) Favourite pick up line?
So had a thought, what has been the favourite and funny pickup line you have made or recieved that worked?
Breebabe15
Xper 5 Age: 19 Is there any specific type of pickup lines that work on you?
Like funny pickup lines, wordplay, flattering pickup lines? And can you share some of the pickup lines that did? My friend is a walking book of pickup lines.
Riddler1412
Yoda Age: 32 Should I make the First Move?
Hey everyone. So... I randomly found this guy on Instagram one day and found him interesting. I followed him and 3-4 days later he followed me back too. This happened almost a month ago. And during this period neither...
Anonymous
(30-35) Why are women so obsessed with funny guys?
Scrolling through Bumble for example. Every profile that has a "Favorite quality in a person" category has "Humor." Every girl I ever meet always defaults to "good sense of humor" or "able to make me laugh" as a...
jabariw18
Xper 5 Age: 35 Best Pickup Lines?
Basically I just want to hear about some good pickup lines to use on my next date (They can be funny too)
Cowboys312
Xper 3 Age: 23 
Hey guys and gals what do u think about these pickup lines?
I am not a fan of pick up lines but i have come across some that i thought where some what funny let me know what you think about them. Like Dwight Schrute, I came from the long line of fighters, so I would also fight...
TinyLisa
Xper 4 Age: 31 Leagues Do Not Exist
A few years back (2016) I had this irrational fear of beautiful women. I knew my type and what I wanted. Medium to tall girls who were in shape with long brown hair. I like them edgy, smart or charming, some sort of...
Dongtai
Yoda Age: 108 
killmehealme
Xper 3 Age: 19 Women do you like pickup lines?
i dont use them im just wondering because i see people try to use them and it makes me cringe, its still funny watching them take a fat L lol, but usually i just smooth talk, i dont call anyone Tennessee 😂
chriscdi
Master Age: 25 Girls, help me out. How do I respond to her text?
Hi, so there is this girl I started talking to recently. She texts first (mostly) and tries to keep the convo going by sending memes my way. This has been going on for a couple of days. So yesterday, I say something...
Anonymous
(25-29) Things Women Constantly Say That We Should Stop Believing Once And For All
I write this Mytake for men. Of course if you're a woman reading this I obviously can't stop you, however, I can warn you that you will that you may find this offensive. till then here are a few of the many things women...
CasaNorba
Guru Age: 39 