Pick up lines are exactly what they are. A silly assemblage of words aimed at getting (mostly) into a girl's pants. It is by definition a sentence dictated by testosterone with the aim (and hope) to get a girl's attention for the purpose to fornicate with her. To me, it is something so dumb and moronic because the victim of such pick up lines is perfectly aware that the aim is so obvious that it should make anyone at the receiving end cringe. To me, they are like chalk scraping over a blackboard or nails over a chalkboard. I do not find any pickup line funny at all...

All of them sound cheesy, cliche and weird. Not for me

My name is (..) but you can just call me daddy 😆..

You: I hate this new smartphone. I don't even know why they call them smart. Her: What's wrong with it? Maybe I can help You: If it's so smart, why doesn't it have your phone number in it? I think I'm just going to take it back and try and get a smarter one. Her: Let me see it, maybe I can fix it. You: Really? That would be awesome! :)

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Pick up lines are exactly what they are. A silly assemblage of words aimed at getting (mostly) into a girl's pants.
It is by definition a sentence dictated by testosterone with the aim (and hope) to get a girl's attention for the purpose to fornicate with her.
To me, it is something so dumb and moronic because the victim of such pick up lines is perfectly aware that the aim is so obvious that it should make anyone at the receiving end cringe. To me, they are like chalk scraping over a blackboard or nails over a chalkboard.
I do not find any pickup line funny at all...

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All of them sound cheesy, cliche and weird. Not for me

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My name is (..) but you can just call me daddy 😆..

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You: I hate this new smartphone. I don't even know why they call them smart.
Her: What's wrong with it? Maybe I can help
You: If it's so smart, why doesn't it have your phone number in it? I think I'm just going to take it back and try and get a smarter one.
Her: Let me see it, maybe I can fix it.
You: Really? That would be awesome! :)

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They all make me cringe.

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