Tell me a pickup line?

[DesiUwU]

C'mon, impress me, entertain me.

[Faith18letsgo]

Are you from the ocean because I’m feeling sexuWHALE.
Are you a farmer because you really know how to raise a cock.
Are you my room because I want to be inside you.

What happened?
“What happened?”
When you fell.
“Fell from where?”
Heaven.

5. On October 10th
Are you today’s date cause your a 10/10.

6. Are you a small spoon? Because I’m a big spoon.
7. Ahhhhhh your beauty just blinded me, I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
8. You took something that belongs to me.
What? No u Didn’t.
My heart.
9. Can I hold you hand?

[SueShe]

Can I remind you that the asker is a child and that you are not supposed to post pornographic stuff. Thanks

[Faith18letsgo]

SueShe, thank you so much I’m sorry I didn’t check the age my apologies.

[Faith18letsgo]

I don’t know how to delete my opinion.

[SueShe]

It's okay, errare humanum est, to err is human. Your answer is not so bad that action needs to be taken.

I did however have to act upon a reply with a clear pornographic reply.

[weysally]

I think my husband has a great get to know you line, if any lady ask if he is feeing good he replies, all the better from seeing you, he heard it from an elderly man and pinched it

[OfMiceandMen]

1) Hey there, I don't come here often, but, clearly I've been missing out?

2) Excuse me, your parents must be handsome people, as good genes obviously run in your family.

3) Are you single, and if so, can I upsize you to a couple?

[abc3643]

Hey, hey mama
Said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you groove.
...
Eyes that shine, burnin' red
Dreams of you all through my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBuub4Xe1mw

[Msputiton]

*walks up slowly and confidential*

You my girlfriend now.

*hands you phone*

Put them digits up in here

[SnowedIn]

Do the stars get jealous that you outshine them?

[DevikaButts95]

"Is this seat taken?" *points at face*

[LiamJHayden]

1. Can I Take Your Picture? I Want To Prove To All My Friends That Angels Really Do Exist.
2. You're So Beautiful That You Made Me Forget My Pickup Line.
3. Let’s Flip A Coin. Head’s Your Mine, The Tail’s I’m Yours.

[Old_Golden]

"Hey, can you tell me how to reply to this text? It's from the most beautiful girl in the world and i don't know what to say..." *shows phone screen with selfir camera on*

[Guanfei]

You are what Aphrodite would choose to be if she lived as a human.

[DesiUwU]

dayum, pulled me with a greek mythology reference, well done! *salutes*

[Guanfei]

Gotta try to look a bit educated sometimes.

[that1guy19]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see 😂😂

[studguy07]

You are so cute, I really want to have kids with you, but not yet. So ig we'll have to use the rubber FOR NOW

[SueShe]

The asker is a child and you should refrain from posting those kind of replies. Thanks

[DesiUwU]

@SueShe do you think i don't understand? do you think kids my own age don't say shit like this? i'm so tired of everyone treating me like a baby. YOU aren't even old enough to drink yet, and your brain isn't fully developed, so tell me, what is the difference, aside from the law which makes you an adult, between you and me?

[SueShe]

I understand your frustration but as a moderator, it is my duty to ensure that underage users are not molested with such kind of pornographic content.

[skyee_727]

gurl are u from mississippi

cuz miss i wanna sip ur pissie

[call_me_scar]

Are you the bible because I'd like to explore your holes

[_Troian_]

Lmaooo

[SweetTwistedSatanist]

I may be a sinner, but if you manage to stay on the right path despite the many temptations I throw your way, I might change my ways for the better.

[RoastedToast]

Roses are red, violets are fine, if I be the six will you be the nine?

[Lookitsmadmax1994]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

[Iron_Man]

Hey” hey” good lookin what you got Cookin how about cooking something up with me”””

[Jayjay696969]

Roses are red violet blue
Iv seen a lot but no one as cute as you x

[kareka]

They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
🤭🤭

[Carolinacowboy]

Baby you got to be tired, you been running through my mind all day!!

[Sabretooth]

Eh, as creative as I am... I've never really cared too much for that.

[riverrat3]

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me

[QuietRunner]

Girl are wearing Windex, cause I can see myself in your pants

[tallblondejohm]

• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

[Erron_Black]

My atheist friend started believing in angels and heaven when he saw you.

[Carguy600]

Are you a poster because I won’t to pin you on the wall

[panamared1]

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me

[DavidRaul]

We are not here to entertain you.

[DesiUwU]

aw come on, what about little ol' me? good things come to good boys *boops nose*

[BJP21]

I lost my number can I have yours?

[DesiUwU]

lol clever

[Preeti161101]

Cool breeze 💕😘

[roy_ricky09]

C'mon, impress me, entertain me.

[TheSpaceGnome]

I am groot.