What's your best pickup lines, ladies and gentlemen?

[Gigerpimp]

Ok, this is a 3-part question. Ladies, do you use pickup lines, and if so, what are your best pickup lines, and did it work

Gentlemen whats your best pickup lines and did they work or not?

[Hotmodelwloser]

Damn he desperatel fornlines hahahaha my security guy found my loser looking up sexts on chat api hahahahaa wanted to puke! But he’s a maniac a whole once a month bipolar shit he wants it always he’s so lame. I mean who’s he gonna pick up lol


Omg I wanna go and may do many hottie nfl players on their sets and I dream of stuffing and me and a sexy girl putting on a show on the plane




I’m a simple girl sure I like nice things but this scum bag can’t even promise pancakes and promises sex for hours and hours now please look






Yes making a girl laugh if ur not scum he played the Martyr tonite but I hope he cried all day I have two m phones but he smashed my good one and ima have his face smashed lol




Guys be u. Don’t pretend to be something ur not.


Intelligence and education r crucial but so is being sexy and I can eat what I want do what I want I love it

[Gigerpimp]

What? Some of this dusnt make scenes well most of it to be honest

[Hotmodelwloser]

And ur shouldn’t to u u weirdo

[Gigerpimp]

You do understand this was meant to be for comical relief like funny or bad pickuplines, not that I'm trying to get some chick

[Robertjo16]

I dont use pick up lines. I tell jokes. There is a difference

[Gigerpimp]

Go for it

[Gigerpimp]

Go for it, let's see it

[exitseven]

I was not into pickup lines. I had a friend that used to ask out every girl he thought was interesting. He got turned down a lot but he dated a lot of girls. He told me that the worst they will do is say no. So a few weeks after that I was in a local bar and there was a bartender that had red hair and was very pretty. I decided to take my friends advice and ask her out. She got out work at 11 so I hung around until then. I walked her to her car. I didn't know what to say so I told her the story about my friend and at the end I said "so wouldja?" She was sort of confused but must have thought it was pretty cool because she said yes

[Gigerpimp]

Nice, you only miss 100% of the shots you don't take 😉 and how was the date? U still together?

[exitseven]

we dated for about 4 months. She was a lot of fun at first but really was crazy. I wanted her to see a shrink and she got mad and dumped me.

[Gigerpimp]

Aw im sorry to hear that

[Hotmodelwloser]

My idiot ex takes 0

[Gigerpimp]

What u mean?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m jealous of your heart.

You’re jealous of my heart?

Yes because it’s pumping inside of you & I’m not.

[Gigerpimp]

Lol did it work? 🤣

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It got her to laugh!

[Gigerpimp]

Hay that's a start and some times thats all you need

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Laughter is the best medicine & if you can find that special wonderful someone you can OD on laughter with life is good.

[CozyCoffin]

I did do some in person and online.

I straight up told an older woman that she was cute online, and she was willing to go on a date, up until I told her I couldn't drive but would take a taxi there and back. She canceled the date and said we needed to get to know each other better. That's what I thought dates were supposed to be for. I blocked her. I never was any good at getting the motor skills down for driving and it turned out that I actually had a brain tumor in the area that controlled the right side of my body.

I don't remember anything else.

[The_Sexpert]

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only Ten-I-See

[The_Sexpert]

I.. uh.. don't go around usually with pick up lines but I got this from somewhere

[Gigerpimp]

Aw have you used it before and did it actually work?

[The_Sexpert]

Never had to use pick up lines you know what I mean..;

[Gigerpimp]

Aw so u never asked a girl out ever they always ask you out instead?

[The_Sexpert]

Long story , Sir

[Gigerpimp]

Aw ok

[Todd9612]

Wanna get some pizza and f#%k? What you don’t like pizza?

[Gigerpimp]

Did it actually work, or u been ordering a lot of pizza for nothing like the pizza guy knows ur voice and just shows up? lol 😆

[Todd9612]

I never used it, it’s my cousins line, surprisingly enough it works, she’ll either laugh or walk away, if she laughs she’ll start talking to him.

[Gigerpimp]

Dam, maybe she just likes pizza. lol 😆 I mean, dam, I don't know what I do for a pizza. The only thing I do know is I'm ashamed of what I do for a Klondike bar

[Hotmodelwloser]

And U do make sense? Unwanan be weirdoV lol

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

I don't think I've ever attempted any pick up lines. A Smile and hello were all that we needed to get the conversation going.

[HawkPerception]

Never been into pickup lines. Just not my thing. I have 0 flirting ability and usually just talk about random shit and facts or try to ask them questions about themselves.

[bobalife]

A fun, easy one “you forgot my number” 🤭 lol

[Gigerpimp]

Did it work?

[bobalife]

Definitely smile and gave it to me.

[Gigerpimp]

Did u call him?

[bobalife]

lol we texted, but he said he “wasn’t fully single” and so that’s a red light for me.

[bobalife]

And I never went back to that sushi place… cuz that’s awk and he was the sushi shef lol.

[bobalife]

Chef*

[Gigerpimp]

Aw that sucks I'm sorry

[bobalife]

Lol no it’s okay, it’s a few years ago, I don’t wanna be involve with a taken person and there’s still a lot of good sushi places.

[Gigerpimp]

Lol true

[laly520]

came for the comments lol

[Gigerpimp]

Aw come on u haven't ever use a pickup line?

[laly520]

I did but im not so good with it

[Gigerpimp]

Aw come on whats ur best one? And a funny one eather unhave used or someone used on u?

[laly520]

I been told a cheesy one once
he said if I was a fruit I would be a fine apple or sth

[Gigerpimp]

Lmao what? Lol

[Worst]

I don't have any, I use natural rizz

[Gigerpimp]

How so?

[Anonymous]

"you have saved many Hollywood actress career by not entering into Hollywood".

[NathanDavis]

I never needed any

[TiaNour]

Rizz.