Tell me what your best pick up line is?

Question

I am sitting at the bar enjoying a drink... you walk up to me... what are you going to use as your best pickup line?

exitseven · Accepted Answer

I had a friend who used to ask out every girl he thought was interesting. He got turned down a lot but also dated a lot of girls. He told me that the worst thing that can happen is that they say no. So if I wanted to ask a girl out I would tell her the story about my friend and anything else that would pop into my head. After she was all confused and had no idea what I was talking about I would ask her if she would go out with me. She would not be expecting it and I went 5 for 5 with this one year

Static_In_The_Attic · Accepted Answer

I’m jealous of your heart. You are jealous of my heart? Yeah because it’s pumping inside of you & I’m not.

robocop666 · Accepted Answer

"Hey sorry I am late traffic was crazy, what drink did you order me?"

AviatorTom · Answer

I've had pretty good success with "Hi, I'm Tom."

TonyMetal___86 · Answer

I don't have pickup lines, i'm about to hit 40, i'm not a young stud or a teenager anymore, also it's not in me to use pickup lines and i don't even know how to use a pickup line and i think that these pickup lines are silly...

I don't go to bars to meet women there since i don't drink alcohol but in case i met a woman somewhere and wanted to get to know her, i'll stare at her and see if she stares back and if her eyes are telling me to make a step and if it's positive than i might go there and have a decent chat with her to get to know her, that's how it starts...

Anonymous · Answer

i usually just ask if they want to do a shot at the bar , i know its kind of crazy to just walk up to a girl and ask rate away but in a bar/club setting not as odd as you'd think and we can talk more after or as we wait for the bartender to make the drink. but done shots with all kinds of crazy hot younger women at the bar when using this method although usually doesn't lead to much of anything

lightbulb27 · Answer

I try to be very in the moment. I may have something things in mind at the time prior. I don't do scripts... it's lame.

NathanDavis · Answer

“you mind if I sit here and hit on you for a while.”

colaman94 · Answer

On the fly I just thought this, no credit if this does exist, apologies lol: "Are you a washing machine, because I can see your ready for the spin cycle. The rinse, is for afterwards 🌊💦 🙃" - 👀🤭🫣

Boomchakalaca · Answer

Pick up lines r so tacky that none of them make me laugh but i have to force myself to smile in order to not make them feel uncomfortable. 😄

JacobJordan · Answer

I do not have one at all best I got is to make a joke in relation to what someone is doing and hope they respond with a joke and we go from there. that is how the wife and I met

19magic · Answer

If you were burgerking and I was Macdonald's, you'll be having it your way and I'll be loving it.  It's so cheesy I just fucking love it 🤣🤣

sage2021 · Answer

I remember 2 from way back then. What sign are you? (Astrology) How do you want me to cook your eggs in the morning?

hbkfan · Answer

I still wanna try this on a single mother and see what "want another kid? I can make that happen" 😜😜😜

Mike87479 · Answer

Hey sweetie, wanna get pizza and have sex?  You’d obviously respond with a no!!!  Then I say.. why? You don’t like pizza?  Then you look at me like I’m a retard and I go home. Lol

AnusNdaPainus · Answer

Hey baby are you a school administrator? because there’s an extension program going on in my trousers😘

Wallythewalrus · Answer

Clean: "Can I buy you a drink? The more you drink, the better I look" Dirty: "Hi, my dick just died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your pussy".

IHateBeingaMan · Answer

"i thought i'd walk up to you and open my mouth because i'm a guy and its what we do"

TalkWithoutSpeaking · Answer

Did anyone tell you you'd look fantastic with a purple wig?

Bricealan · Answer

@hawkes_lady Never had or used any thing in particular

Tim2nice · Answer

Hi, do you mind if I sit here? Drinking is always nicer sitting near nice people.

Jbear27 · Answer

My friend bet me $10 you were a lesbian.  I’m not a lesbian.  Good. Can I buy you a drink? Just make sure it’s under $10.  Just made that up but it could work hahaha

SamanthaWav · Answer

I don't like pickup lines. They are cringe. If you can't endear me with your personality and wit then I'm not interested, plain and simple.

Peter_Penetrator · Answer

Guy: Do you like suits? Girl: Yes l do. Guy: Great! Then I will talk to my guys at NASA because l am flying you to the moon!!!

abc3643 · Answer

"Hey, honey, pick me up a 6-pack of Bud at the Dollar General."

love_conquers_lust · Answer

I don’t go to bars. I don’t drink. My line: Hi.

Anonymous · Answer

I dont remember any ones I may have used because a simple greeting works good enough

TiaNour · Answer

Give me your number now

NavyOU37 · Answer

Silence. I’m not here to amuse her.

Kingofkings1992 · Answer

Pick up lines are stupid and childish

rachel776 · Answer

hi .

Anonymous · Answer

Not gonna happen.

krin_m · Answer

Don't have any!

Anonymous · Answer

is she trolling?

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