Tell me what your best pick up line is?

[Hawkes_Lady]

I am sitting at the bar enjoying a drink... you walk up to me... what are you going to use as your best pickup line?

[exitseven]

I had a friend who used to ask out every girl he thought was interesting. He got turned down a lot but also dated a lot of girls. He told me that the worst thing that can happen is that they say no. So if I wanted to ask a girl out I would tell her the story about my friend and anything else that would pop into my head. After she was all confused and had no idea what I was talking about I would ask her if she would go out with me. She would not be expecting it and I went 5 for 5 with this one year

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m jealous of your heart.

You are jealous of my heart?

Yeah because it’s pumping inside of you & I’m not.

[robocop666]

"Hey sorry I am late traffic was crazy, what drink did you order me?"

[AviatorTom]

I've had pretty good success with "Hi, I'm Tom."

[TonyMetal___86]

I don't have pickup lines, i'm about to hit 40, i'm not a young stud or a teenager anymore, also it's not in me to use pickup lines and i don't even know how to use a pickup line and i think that these pickup lines are silly...

I don't go to bars to meet women there since i don't drink alcohol but in case i met a woman somewhere and wanted to get to know her, i'll stare at her and see if she stares back and if her eyes are telling me to make a step and if it's positive than i might go there and have a decent chat with her to get to know her, that's how it starts...

[SamanthaWav]

Good advice.

[TonyMetal___86]

@SamanthaWav thanks

[Anonymous]

i usually just ask if they want to do a shot at the bar , i know its kind of crazy to just walk up to a girl and ask rate away but in a bar/club setting not as odd as you'd think and we can talk more after or as we wait for the bartender to make the drink. but done shots with all kinds of crazy hot younger women at the bar when using this method although usually doesn't lead to much of anything

[Malwi93]

the laast time i was outside the guy was blabbing about how he's the owner of some tennis courts lol

[lightbulb27]

I try to be very in the moment. I may have something things in mind at the time prior. I don't do scripts... it's lame.

[NathanDavis]

“you mind if I sit here and hit on you for a while.”

[IslaTheWitch]

I probably should go to bar :D

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch seems like my whole weekend schedule cleared just now... lol

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis I just need to get my broom ready :P

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch lmao... sounds like a plan

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis for sure, it does :D Just need to choose a dress, green or green?

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch hmmm, interesting... green might be a good choice this time

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis Green is simply good for every occasion. Especially if the wearer has red hair :D

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch that's exactly what I had in mind and considered... lol

[NathanDavis]

royal purple would be another great choice though...

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis So, we think alike. It's going to be interesting :D

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch interesting, indeed...

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis Royal purple with greenish eyes? I will have to check. Not sure about it, but I could be mistaken as I don't wear clothes in this color :P

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch greenish eyes will be all impressive by themselves though...

which colors do you usually wear? lol

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis Mostly green in all possible shades :D Some blues and browns.

And a lot of khaki ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch well hey, even khaki will look great along red... lol

blues can be very nice as well, perhaps a cobalt blue

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis Tactical clothes go pretty well with red hair. I was surprised as hell :D

I prefer petrol blue, but in general, any blue is so beautiful, I would wear it.

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch oh... now we're talking, lol

by the way... which shades of red hair would that be?

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis Actually, it's more red than orange but still fairly bright. We already exceeded my capability of naming colors so let me leave it with this lousy description :D

And you made me wonder, what did you like so much, blue clothes or tactical clothes?

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch the idea of tactical clothes... haha

and, not a problem, let me help you a bit with that...

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis Now we are talking! Tacticals are simply the best.

Somewhere between the ginger and copper with a hint of fiery red. I think I will have to take a photo sometime soon :D

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch oh wow... lol

so... Tactical Fiery Ginger Red, haha... I do see how that could work the best

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis kinda :D

bright enough to make me recognisable from afar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch so, yeah... would definitely spot and feel drawn right away, as soon as I got into the bar... lol

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis spotting me is not a problem :D How will I know it's you, Mr. Davis?

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch you'll know it's me... haha

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis it was cheesy as hell :D

How will I know it's you, Mr. Davis?

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch because I'll be right there in no time

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis and how can I resist you now?

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch why resist though... that might just make stronger the pull

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis I'm a witch. I have a reputation to maintain...

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch don't they say "know yourself, know your craft..."

wouldn't then be better to find out than wondering about the what if... when already that intrigued

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis it would be the easy path. Easy things are boring :D

[NathanDavis]

@IslaTheWitch one of the truest truths... and so, we both like a challenge, how great...

[IslaTheWitch]

@NathanDavis I'm looking forward to the challenge we can share 😉

[colaman94]

On the fly I just thought this, no credit if this does exist, apologies lol: "Are you a washing machine, because I can see your ready for the spin cycle. The rinse, is for afterwards 🌊💦 🙃" - 👀🤭🫣

[JacobJordan]

I do not have one at all best I got is to make a joke in relation to what someone is doing and hope they respond with a joke and we go from there. that is how the wife and I met

[Boomchakalaca]

Pick up lines r so tacky that none of them make me laugh but i have to force myself to smile in order to not make them feel uncomfortable. 😄

[19magic]

If you were burgerking and I was Macdonald's, you'll be having it your way and I'll be loving it.

It's so cheesy I just fucking love it 🤣🤣

[sage2021]

I remember 2 from way back then.

What sign are you? (Astrology)

How do you want me to cook your eggs in the morning?

[exitseven]

@sage2021 Did that ever work,? I mean for anyone?

[hbkfan]

I still wanna try this on a single mother and see what "want another kid? I can make that happen" 😜😜😜

[Mike87479]

Hey sweetie, wanna get pizza and have sex?
You’d obviously respond with a no!!!
Then I say.. why? You don’t like pizza?
Then you look at me like I’m a retard and I go home. Lol

[colaman94]

Oh the fictional woman knew. She knew 👄💘 that she likes, pizza 🍕 and likes, bed 🛏️👀🤭

[AnusNdaPainus]

Hey baby are you a school administrator?

because there’s an extension program going on in my trousers😘

[Wallythewalrus]

Clean: "Can I buy you a drink? The more you drink, the better I look"

Dirty: "Hi, my dick just died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your pussy".

[IHateBeingaMan]

"i thought i'd walk up to you and open my mouth because i'm a guy and its what we do"

[TalkWithoutSpeaking]

Did anyone tell you you'd look fantastic with a purple wig?

[Bricealan]

@Hawkes_Lady Never had or used any thing in particular

[Tim2nice]

Hi, do you mind if I sit here? Drinking is always nicer sitting near nice people.

[Jbear27]

My friend bet me $10 you were a lesbian.
I’m not a lesbian.
Good. Can I buy you a drink? Just make sure it’s under $10.


Just made that up but it could work hahaha

[SamanthaWav]

I don't like pickup lines. They are cringe. If you can't endear me with your personality and wit then I'm not interested, plain and simple.