What are your favorite pick up lines?

[Dat-Alpha-Lion]

[Grania]

Not really fond of pick up lines tbh. What works for me: something super cheezy that makes me laugh of a really nice compliment.

I’m not creative enough to come up with funny pick up lines so usually I don’t use them but just try to spark a conversation by letting someone know I’ve noticed a nice detail about them.

[exitseven]

I used to tell a girl about my friend who used to ask out every girl he thought was interesting because the worst thing they could do was say no. I would add anything else that was going through my head at the time. She would get really confused and would wonder what I was talking about. By the time I would get around to ask if she would go out would me she would be so confused she would say yes. I went 6 for 6 with this one year.

[TrueConfection]

X7, she would have said yes anyway.

[exitseven]

@TrueConfection The first time I used this I wanted to go out with this girl who was a bartender. I watched her shut down lots of guys that were hitting on her so I did not have much hope, I was a little surprised it worked.

[TrueConfection]

She probably appreciated the effort.

[exitseven]

@TrueConfection Really , I think that she was just so confused and amused about the whole thing she went along with it.

[TrueConfection]

I think she liked you regardless.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[humanearth]

I used to carry this TV, VCR and AM/FM a lot with me

This

(This TV Radio Combo is close to the one I had)

I would walk up to girl, wanna see a movie, watch TV or do some dancing.

I had all the bases covered with one gizmo

[exitseven]

Now you can do this with a cell phone. Not sure if that is really progress.

[humanearth]

@exitseven do you remember them

[exitseven]

yes, I never had one but I remmeber them.

[TrueConfection]

I haven't heard one in so long that I can't remember any. But, I love the bar scene at the beginning of Four Christmases. "Brad" gets shot down over his pick up lines and turns into a maniac with a new technique.

[Lillie_xo]

"are you a minecraft furnace bc i want to put my meat in you"

[devoygf]

smooth

[jahaims]

*concerned* are you choking?
No
Do you want to be?

[devoygf]

yess Daddy

[MrtoddsWildRide]

Are you a toaster?
Because I want to take a bath with you

[devoygf]

who bathes with a toaster

[MrtoddsWildRide]

@devoygf
Suicidal people

[devoygf]

cute

[TrillXHippy]

“Hypothetically speaking if I were Santa Claus and girl you were a chimney would you let me come inside”

[devoygf]

I made this one : are you pipe because when I turn you on you get wet inside

[Hellraiser1984]

My favorite part of the woman is the boobies.

[wankiam]

never used one

[charlie1990]

good one