What's your favourite pickup line?

[ex-gager]

[kellytheman]

I don't really use pick up lines but I picked a nerdy girl at Comic-Con with once wearing a transformer costume. I went up to her and said " Are you a transformer, cause you are Optimus fine." She laughed but she liked the line then we hooked up and had fun together. She also had a hot body when we took are costumes off. wink wink.

[ex-gager]

Someone's killing all the Megatrons over here 😏😏

[ZackBan]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants

[ex-gager]

Dude, that was a good one 👌

[yofuknutz]

What's your pocket or are you just happy to see me

[Wemix]

"What's on the menu? I only see ME-n-U"
"I think there's something wrong with my eyes... I can't take them off you"
"If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine"

[ex-gager]

These are actually good.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Ever heard of Milfatron (Megatron + anime girl)

[yofuknutz]

Hey now!

[1stranger]

Hmm🤔 pickup line...

[Unit1]

oh, that's a good one actually. But it only works in text 😁

[na2398]

1) Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause, you’ve got fine written all over you. 2) Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout! 3) Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see! :P :P 4) Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me! :P 5)

[I-C3_ME]

"Random question, what is something your parents can cook that you absolutely adore?"

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"Damn your parents are good, now that's 2 things they made that I'm interested in"

[Wemix]

This one's actually pretty good lol

[I-C3_ME]

Yeah i hate the hyper sexual lines so i just come up with stuff myself

[verygurlxcv55]

Is this from a Netflix movie or just any quote in general?

[ex-gager]

A general quote i guess

[amadimal]

God gave you everything, except for my phone number.

[BUNroaster]

Are you a penis cuz I'mma blow all your fears away. I'mma treat you right, keep you safe. Dont worry babe I ain't leavin you for nuttin.

[ex-gager]

That's actually cute😂

[BUNroaster]

Thanks

[Ashlynnnn]

Can I have your Instagram Handel? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

[ex-gager]

This one's smart.

[HeyMikeyLikesIt]

simply saying "I'm sorry but I can't help myself, but good god you are beautiful"

[Iron_Man]

This works every single time.
Hey” hey” good lookin”
what you got Cookin” how about cookin somethen up with me””

[captain_voidwalker]

I'm recite my abc's for you. See ill give you an A because your awesome, a B because your beautiful, I'll give you a C because your creative, and ill give you this D because you deserve it.

[Unit1]

"Do you think, that pick up lines are terrible? Yeah, I think so too."

[Steve1071]

[DamnSam]

Stop being that sassy and sexy at the same time or you'll end up as my snackcident...

[Steinkopf]

Damn, I wanted to use these but then I remembered that I live in germany

[ruoxuansung]

LOL it doesn’t matter. You are German and you can still get it.

[ruoxuansung]

Oh sorry, you are just living in there.

[yofuknutz]

Germany has anti-free speech clauses

[Steinkopf]

@yofuknutz English pickup lines won't work here.

[yofuknutz]

And that's why they have anti speech laws

[Dragon_Rises]

What pickup lines work in Germany?

[Bolt1104]

Funny how you think you know me yet you don’t 😂

[ex-gager]

That's not a pickup line, it's a breakup line😂

[Bolt1104]

Oops 😂 was supposed to be a reply to that dude but guess it said it was a opinion my bad I’m sorry

[ex-gager]

That line is still making me laugh I don't know why😂

[Bolt1104]

Happy I could put a smile on someone’s face makes me feel better

[ex-gager]

Reply the same to that guy and runaway, that would be a complete mic drop moment 😂

[Bolt1104]

Bet just did it

[ex-gager]

Ohh lord, this will be so fun😂

[Bolt1104]

🤷‍♀️ 😂

[ex-gager]

I liked that u acted out so chilled when he tried to piss u off, that's great.

[yofuknutz]

The wicked feminists who have not been burned at the wooden stake are still flying around like annoying murder Hornets.

[Bolt1104]

Believe me I do believe in feminism to a certain extent but I’m really just being honest about what real females need to do and that’s making sure they respect them sleeves and care for themselves just like guys should do before they just run around giving our there body for no reason I feel bad for people who do it tbh 😪

[yofuknutz]

^^^^ oh so you have picked up on that recent trend so how do you propose to reverse that trend as it is a sad one and I concur with your decision about monogamy due to the recent severe increase in syphilis rates to the point where even unborn children are catching at now something is seriously wrong so how do we get the cat that is now clearly out of the bag back in the bag?

[MasterOfReality]

Nice outfit... It would look a lot better crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

“THATS WHAT YOU THINK I’D SAY BITCH”. Vanity... pure vanity

[OddBeMe]

Damn! Someone should put you on a plate snd sop you up with a bisquit.

[Zender2121]

You know your smile had been lighting up my night, i had to come and say hello

[TheSpaceGnome]

Pickup lines are dumb, I think I'd probably refuse advances from anyone that tried using one on me.

[collie22]

hey little girl want a piece of candy!

[ex-gager]

That doesn't feel like a pickup line tho

[yofuknutz]

Old school baby!

[collie22]

@yofuknutz it did work

[Anonymous]

Did you fall from heaven? Because I want to rip your clothes off and brutally pound you until you're screaming.

[Anonymous]

Excuse me, can you tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes? Rude.

[Anonymous]

Somebody call 911, you’re so hot you’re on fire

[ex-gager]

This might work at party situations.

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah or a club

[ex-gager]

Agree

[RingOfFire]

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!

[dragoblack]

Are you a microwave, because, mmmmmmmm

[MountAverage]

Are you a beaver? Cause DAMN.

[GnatSocks]

Hey, how's it going?

[Anonymous]

Are you George Floyd? Coz I want to lean on you

[callMeNeel]

Fuck!!! that's dark asf!

[ZackBan]

Depending on the person you say this to it might get you either laid, or layed down 😂

[yofuknutz]

Or the I want to kneel in front of you because that's how you propose to somebody

[Anonymous]

Wanna go inside too, because I wanna come inside.

[Bolt1104]

Good one for a slut or a whore not a respectable young lady 🤷‍♀️

[Opinion Owner]

Like you know the definition of that I wonder how many partners you change this year and not for nothing everybody claim that they are a virgin unless a doctor's exam reveals otherwise

[Bolt1104]

Funny how you think you know me yet you don’t 😂

[Opinion Owner]

^^^ I don't care to know you and I'm sure you're not even 16 so try again

[Bolt1104]

Okay sweetheart I hope you have a wonderful night with your mature self 😘

[Opinion Owner]

^^^^^ well if you were not immature, you can spend it with me, sorry babe you're immature. Go back to your lane and I'll go back to my Lane. don't forget the wipes keep it smelling right.

[Bolt1104]

Don’t worry I always keep it clean for my boyfriend have a great day tomorrow I’ll be here if you need anything like maybe some soap for that mouth of yours I hope the girls that are messing around with you know what they are getting into before they disrespect themselves

[Opinion Owner]

Keep it clean for your boyfriend do you even know what a European bidet is because if you don't you have no concept and get back to your homework how many boyfriends do you have in your current lifetime. Tsk, tsk.

[Slim57]

Sup bitch wanna fuck

[yofuknutz]

Hahahaha. Oh snap, hahahahahaha and it works too.