What is your best pickup line?

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best pickup line

Summeroflove · Accepted Answer

I don’t play stupid games if I like someone I show it. I don’t want a skank for a one night stand because I'm not some type of degenerate.

If something is creative enough it may get a laugh out of me but that’s about it

molonski2 · Accepted Answer

In general I think pick up lines are complete bullshit , if one line is going to make that much difference to pursue , do you really even want her in the first place. Just keep things light and fun in the beginning.

Rosexøxø · Answer

lol okay I never ever EVER used these before, but one just came to me out of the blue, and I had thought of it while spending quality time with my husband, and so I said to him, something like:

“you know… I will be kissing you so much that people will think we are/were conjoined at the lips.” 😂 he was like- “yeah, I see it.” He smiled and was trying to be nice to me and my weird imagination, I do suppose! 😆 but I still back the very idea of it, and love him so. 💯

ShellyB · Answer

I would like to say that pickup lines are dumb and pointless but sometimes they have made me laugh and led to longer conversations. I did briefly date someone I met that way but I have never had a LTR w anyone I met that way.

Prob. the weirdest one I have gotten that was not intended as a joke is someone told me “I love your body, your hair, your personality, and your clothes.” Thanks for including my personality!

SnowyOwl · Answer

"what a lovely sunny day! Oh wait it's actually cloudy, I could've sworn I felt the warmth of sun beams... *turns to you* Must have been your radiant presence!"

Ehehehe, wonder if I'll actually ever use that x3 if someone said that to me if laugh, in a good way

bowenw · Answer

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

M-Trimble · Answer

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or fight 100 duck sized horses? Not really a pick up line, but definitely a good conversation starter.

Ladsin2 · Answer

"Are you from Ireland? Every time I see you my penis is Dublin."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can definitely see me in your pants."

"Are you a pokemon? I pikachu when you're showering."

I've got pickup lines for days.

NathanDavis · Answer

according to @islathewitch

HungTexan · Answer

Just start a casual conversation about some inconsequential, depending on the environment the topic can change. Keep it light, interesting and not creepy.

Makeushiver · Answer

If II told you you had a great body would you hold it against me.

Juxtapose · Answer

"Are you from Tennessee because you are the only 10 I see?"

Nerdvana · Answer

Hi, my name is Nerdvana. It's really nice to meet you. But you can call me mushroom, because I am a fungi and I will grow on you.

mandyfire98 · Answer

@Agape93 has the best lines

MikeTheBartender · Answer

Situational is always best, hi noticed you are wearing x, did you see that x, etc otherwise a simple Hi, nice to meet you am has sealed many deals for me.

Kelley1 · Answer

The best pickup line is being tall, dark, and handsome.

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

Hey babe, I make 500 grand a year, you'd look great on my yacht

paledreams · Answer

Are you a slide, lady? Because I think you'd be real smooth to ride 😏 🏞️ 🎪 (look ok obviously I'm not a pick up liner) 😕😔😀😛

Maybe_Maybe_not · Answer

I  have a chevy in my truck. Untested line. Use with caution.

Johnagain · Answer

Hey, you're psychic aren't you?  (Pause, not taking my eyes off hers) Yep. You know what I'm thinking!

egdev5 · Answer

•Do I know you from somewhere? •No? •Well, I guess now is a better time than ever! •Hi, my name is... :)

RingOfFire · Answer

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy! 🤪

exitseven · Answer

I only have one and it is not really a line. It has worked however.

captain_voidwalker · Answer

Always hit em with the adam smasher

shortster · Answer

Have you ever played 52 card pickup? Would you like to?

Anonymous · Answer

"Ford truck, the best never rests"

Anonymous · Answer

I don't have any, that's why I'm still single and a virgin.

SuchSightsToShowYou · Answer

"Is Heaven missing an angel? Because you've got nice cans."

robocop666 · Answer

Hey Jane worry I am late traffic was crazy what drink did you buy me?

OddBeMe · Answer

You must be in school because I want to shoot some kids inside of you

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

Do you want to save a horse? Ride this handsome older black cowboy!!!

elaphe · Answer

Pick up lines are dumb. I wouldn't want someone who would fall for one.

Anonymous · Answer

Q: what's your ideal type? A: something that i've seen often in my book Fictional 😌

DrPepper12 · Answer

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Anonymous · Answer

"Hello, your ass is beautiful " This is the best

BetaBucks · Answer

"hey, I'm [BetaBucks]"

RavVid · Answer

I'm unsophisticated. Hi or hello

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Fuck me and I'll save your planet.

Sharkstealth · Answer

Im here just for you.

LiamJHayden · Answer

Hello. I'm Liam.

WatchedPot · Answer

Not sharing. :)

Anonymous · Answer

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

scott04sa22 · Answer

Don't need one

Arizona82 · Answer

Hey blue eyes.

spartan55 · Answer

I don't use them.

Maybeyoutoo · Answer

God loves you

kaucky1 · Answer

🫠🤤😜🤪😏🤤😍🤪😜

power_wolf · Answer

are you a libra?

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